toybulldog

of course………

he kept tropical fish

bolton, bristol city or barnsley national party ?

which BNP do you mean ?

too much info there hun, even allowing for the rubber lips

i almost got knocked down by alexei sayle once he was cycling i wasn’t

@rubyred wrote:

@minim wrote:

All extremists should be first up against the wall come the revolution!

yah !!!

jah rastafari !!!

some irony from mims

+ pure whitehot reaction by rebelrubes at the sight of one word
( wall ?)

………….i met that muhammed al-fayed once i asked him for ten-bob he said “you nothing but bloody idiot know…[Read more]

i also have no access to the internet but have heard of “jaycee”

fortunately i employ a highly trained team of pygmy bi-tches to provide whatever connections are needed from one hour to the next

i believe they are very concerned about american democracy – everybody gotta a hungry heart is their communal battlecry – but right now chief…[Read more]

i agree – three months is about right, and if they have a long history of smoking their litterbugging children in a fatly manner then yes, three months is about right

However if you really pressed me i would have to say that, even if they had done nowt wrong at all – then a sentence of maybe ……three months ?

would be about right

keeping in with the irish theme, one by Paul Muldoon

Why Brownlee Left

Why Brownlee left, and where he went,
Is a mystery even now.
For if a man should have been content
It was him; two acres of barley.
One of potatoes, four bullocks,
A milker, a slated farmhouse.
He was last seen going out to plough
On a March morning, bright and early.

By…[Read more]

cheers sarge

@R.O.T.T wrote:

honest opinion
words can be said far better than they will ever be read
(no rhyme intended)
poetry is for the true airheads

said better than read

yep

@minim wrote:

I love that one Pepper. I think i’ve heard it being read, but didn’t know it was Joyce.

it’s the first line isn’t it mims ?

“I hear an army charging upon the land” – think that’s been used quite often.

I like the one about his baby son, born when Joyce’s father died.

and would anybody like to start a finnegans wake thread ? lol

keegan’s just as good as his last job – man city – that extra magical factor is like so 90s now

i like him, he will always remind me of the wonderful bill shankly, but can never really forgive for that euro 2000 team . . .

yeah, when i open my mouth people always seem to move . .

that was one bad day at the gooner office.

actually good for our league prospects – our april performance at old trafford will be different – but a bit like the boro game where the opposition just had it all too easy. gilberto’s gone downhill and maybe our kids play better on their own and not when they have to fill in the first team, plus…[Read more]

@Man in Beds wrote:

I don’t know how many faces there are in the world but I know that there are a lot of people in JC with two faces. By the way, I can only talk about the chatters from Forum 3 as I don’t visit any other forum but I’m sure the rest of the forums has its fair share of two-faced gits as well.

what is “a lot of people in JC with two…[Read more]

yeah but i just posted a smiley and i hate those lazy conveyors of perceived emotion. me street creds just been blown wide open and i’m not happy about it and i aint had my dinner so behave

sorry wots this thread about ? err……….this martyred soul gig you’re on ?

i like soul with me chips

shi t !! i made a smiley how the feck did I do that lol

well thats me sussed :o(

mmmm……….

prettybee wrote:
Is Cheshire nice place to stay?[/quote

yes

(glad to have helped there)

no you’re getting confused again but it’s not easy remembering the sporting fixtures while pushing your trolley around town at all hours of the night assaulting security guards and demanding that they stick windscreen wipers up their noses lol you are a card just don’t know where you get all that energy from bye for now x