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@chickenman wrote:

Why don’t the yanks stick two men from the RAC in a rocket and fire them at the satellite, dont have to be the RAC could be the AA or Green Flag

the world needs more of this kind of thinking

it’s all comparable sharon

and what does oblique allusion mean ?

can’t you take the average post by minim and mould it in concrete…[Read more]

cool we’ll meet say 4pm ?

can’t do later cos big match on

i ran out of drink at the same time i ran out of smokes, fresh milk + bread, and any degree of mental alertness or source of inspiration. i had my tired face on then terms.

best wishes

heavyface
x

@Cas wrote:

@prettypink wrote:

I actually Agree with the not smoking around people that dont Cas, Even around my friends house`s I stand outside, even if they say dont worry! just have a fag in here.

Even in the pubs, I sort of agree with, even though, I wish they would give us somewhere
warm to stand… But to say, having a cigerette,in your own…

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sharongooner wrote:

Rubes will HATE this thanks being made in public, but I had to do it.

that was nice to read sharon

……btw happy birthday rubes too x

she being Brand

she being Brand

-new;and you
know consequently a
little stiff i was
careful of her and(having

thoroughly oiled the universal
joint tested my gas felt of
her radiator made sure her springs were O.

K.)i went right to it flooded-the-carburetor cranked her

up,slipped the
clutch(and then somehow got into reverse she
kicked…[Read more]

@minim wrote:

With their reputation for shooting down the wrong things, I fear we may end up with green cheese spread across the whole of the Atlantic.

some old ww2 veterans were recently asked – what did you do when the yanks were firing at you ?

we shot them back ! – was the answer

things made sense back then

well anyway there can be only one supreme exponent of leftchat and festus knows it

yep, strange that it is to agree with you but i think our irreconcilable differences can actually make a difference and bring people together, like shiny happy people blowing air kisses holding hands and all that.

in fact right now i’m visualising whirled peas

send ’em to little ol’ me – cos i’m 18 blonde very pneumatic, hate pervs……. and its been so long since my last pc anyway.

otherwise despatch them to pluto and say that it was once designated a planet.

like they were once designated men……….

funny
x

@minim wrote:

I am in no way excusing what he did, the man is a monster, but why.. oh why was someone who had his kind of psychological profile allowed close contact with such a small child, and why… was a schizophrenic mother and her mothering ability not followed up carefully, particularly as the father was this particular man.

I suppose that…

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a prison sentence would mean long hours spent in confined spaces, quite possibly in the company of non-smokers.

Why – do you hate them too ?

i saw two shooting stars last night and wished on them
but they were only satellites

its wrong to wish on space hardware
i wish i wish i wish you cared………..

yeah I think Billy Bragg would shoot the thing down too. Will my mobile still work after ? someone may ring me, or I may require some food delivered………..

I can see the attraction of legal action for him, after all it is also a form of gambling, with financial implications depending on whether he wins or loses.

hardly the best way of treating that particular addiction

@sharongooner wrote:

we studied this one to death for our GCSE English lit, and Ive never forgotten a single word of it,

Dulce Et Decorum Est

BENT double, like old beggars under sacks
Knock-kneed, coughing like hags, we cursed through sludge,
Till on the haunting flares we turned out backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men…

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@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Chamber Music

XXXVI

I hear an army charging upon the land,
And the thunder of horses plunging, foam about their knees:
Arrogant, in black armour, behind them stand,
Disdaining the reins, with fluttering whips, the charioteers.

They cry unto the night their battle-name:
I moan in sleep when I hear afar their whirling…

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@minim wrote:

Oh and just to illustrate the point.. who would bother to put a link to a site about First Aid and asphyxia if they were joking???????

Gawd..you all obviously wouldn’t recognise sarcasm if it painted itself purple and did a tap dance on a harpsichord whilst singing….Sarcasm is here again!!! :shock:

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Woof ! Woof Woof !!

six left

L O L !

but nay sunbeam, for you claim to talk the Brit !
if shifting a fecking plate outta ya gob is wot ya meant then

………………..actually thats quite a good answer.

MWaaHHHHHHHHHHH !!