toybulldog

C’est Chic – (Atlantic, 1978)

. . . while their record was riding high in the charts, guitarist Nile Rodgers and bassist Bernie Edwards decided to celebrate at Studio 54. When they couldn’t get in – even though their record was playing inside – the two went back to the studio to work out some aggresion. They came up with a…[Read more]

(tries to respond with something on the topic bit fails miserably)

all I can say is buy the woman the wrong Hair Straightener for xmas and experience the withering smile of gratitude…………

I did find a tampon behind my ear once and then wondered where I’d left that pencil ?

won’t last because of higher fitness levels if nothing else Flippin well done though Havant.

And yes, I’m quite prepared to eat my hat.

Hoping to actually. . . . .

freaks out at Pat

and don’t be knocking Mussolini !!

unlike Branson, he made the trains run on time.

@Anita Gofradump wrote:

how about this 1 shazza, my other 1 i took on my other phone.

This place is much funnier than real life.

I may stay awhiles . . . . .

The gay jokes come out because some straight guy acted the part of a conflicted cowboy in a work of fiction ?

errrr……..ok

I heard that the Joker was dead so I googled Jack Nicholson.

But then I realised that Jack Nicholson can’t be killed.

I’ll try, but it’s a bloody big ask . . . . .

Rock Is Dead

long live paper and scissors !!

@Forget Me Not wrote:

Sorry about the last message, my typing skills are really sliding. I meant ‘neither’ and I meant ‘resolve’ not ‘absolve’ otherwise my statement would be redundant, my apologies

well you’re asking an awful lot, and I am only human, but . . . .

ok ya forgiven
xx

@PATS wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

When will U go? :lol: :wink:

groans……………………

U go ? Boss !!

@~abbie~ wrote:

Ride A White Swan Lyrics
» T. Rex

Ride it on out like a bird in the sky ways
Ride it on out like you were a bird
Fly it all out like an eagle in a sunbeam
Ride it on out like you were a bird

Wear a tall hat like a druid in the old days
Wear a tall hat and a tattooed gown
Ride a white swan like the people of the Beltane
Wear your…

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@rubyred wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

am I still here….?

ruby I fell asleep on your thread hahaha

have another one on me, hell – have another birthday too.

Liked the poem xxx

oh fvck off geoff..

LOLOLOLOL

No. . . .geoff……you go forth + multiply in small jerky movements . . . . .

am I still here….?

ruby I fell asleep on your thread hahaha

have another one on me, hell – have another birthday too.

Liked the poem xxx

is he the one who presents Top Gear ?

did he nick a motor ?

see ? thats old school . . . .

anyone lived in a pretty how town

anyone lived in a pretty how town
(with up so floating many bells down)
spring summer autumn winter
he sang his didn’t he danced his did

Women and men (both little and small)
cared for anyone not at all
they sowed their isn’t they reaped their same
sun moon stars rain

children guessed (but only a few
and down…[Read more]

Happy Happy Happy Happy Talk

xx

yeah get an xpm diode resistor from woolies (make sure it’s polarised to the left), plug it in to your lawn mower while hair-straightening the parrot. When the little green light flashes charge into ya mobile then place it in a bowl of vindaloo – see special offer from Currys for that.

It may take some time to load but when it has shaz…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

Chopper – that’s a great one. Outstanding performance.

Would like to see the Mitchell luvvie-bruvvies take him on . . . . .

loll what a scenario!!

+ for extra comedy throw in Lewis “SAS” Collins from the Professionals

nah….. Reg Hollis….

Reg “Chopper” Hollis…[Read more]