toybulldog

Fantastic thread this.

Quality throughout from ace posters, and that pats really brought a tear to my decrepit eyes.
She’s still a complete bit.ch of course. 8)

Mine was met while we were both in other relationships. The connection was apparent but no one in my or her world does the dirty on a partner. Eventually the earth span round enough…[Read more]

I heard from someone far cleverer than me that there are only a limited number of notes, or musical chords, that can be played for effect and enjoyment according to the human capability for hearing frequencies of sound.

Or summat. :D

It’s only the new arrangement that seems novel but even that is simply a variation on a theme. Dogs and cats…[Read more]

To hear the theme song of Woodstock as recorded in 1928 seems incredible, especially as the brilliant Canned Heat version copied that panpipe melody note-for-note. And as magical as it is to have that recording on Youtube, it was itself performed by an aged itinerant musician in Texas who probably first encountered it in the previous…[Read more]

Bull Doze Blues

Henry Thomas

so basically, you’re drunk huh ?

most boring thread ever……………………………..Voted

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pretty much agree with that. The ancestors of Cruyff are spinning in their graves as we post.

Great attacks look good on the highlights . . . . . . . . . . . but it’s great defences that win these tournaments.
You can’t do a whole lot when you don’t even have the ball.

:P

The poem is crap and eternally false.

I log on to JC for the nutters + nothing else because God invented them just for me . . . . . . .

I hate all police informers.

Not only do they financially gain but it gives them an inflated opinion of their own importance in society. Look at the consequences in nutters like this one, with his boasts in a County Court about samurai weapons.

Child-beating retard.

They can justify it in rambling tapes and letters as much as they want and…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

@fat bob wrote:

Oh great, Bluewater full of hoodies for the next 6 weeks!! :lol:

Yep Neil……………see you there! :wink:

Leaving Kent did have its advantages after all.

I remember Christmas shopping at that godforsaken place. Multiple return trips to load up the car.
How did life end up like that when all I ever wanted…[Read more]

George (not his real name), first went off the rails when he lost his mum to cancer.
I remember that time really well because her best mate also caught it in the oesophagus.

That best mate was my mum, and one of them didn’t make it, but the flowers he delivered were fantastic…….

I can’t defend the Californian public toilet business, or…[Read more]

@SusieQ wrote:

Is there anyone left in this world who is not just out for themselves . . Whatever happened to honesty, loyalty, integrity and altruism?? :?

you really need to get over yourself.

Supposed self-appointed sainthood will only make the curtains twitch all by themselves.

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I got married in a fever, one July when the Jukebox was Jammin’ in a place called Jackson to a girl named June.

. . . . . . . had no choice. The constant valentines’ from the hogs did my head in and my second cousin had a wart on her nose. It was even bigger than mine so our love was basically doomed. June was busting out all over like she always…[Read more]

:D

:roll:

and me

@jen_jen wrote:

Did you all go and get one of those things called a life that I keep hearing about? :-k

Nope.

That thing you keep hearing about got me.

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In the morning and especially at this time of year, Birdsong mainly, with the general house-shake of some articulated lorry thundering by and interrupting my sweet dreams of Lena Zavoroni covered in last year’s marzipan.

In the evenings it’s my ultra-sonic guffaws upon catching up with JC boards.

I try + I try + I try to come up with some…[Read more]

@jen_jen wrote:

knackeredandonlyunpackedonedeliverysofarbutitwasthebiggest

not only is that a very good word, but I sincerely know where you’re coming from.

I’d counter with some obscure Welsh village but would hate to be predictable.

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