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toybulldog replied to the topic Art theft in the board Getting serious 15 years, 1 month ago
shame you feel like that Pete, they’re bloody good.
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toybulldog replied to the topic Banning the Burka in the board Getting serious 15 years, 2 months ago
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toybulldog replied to the topic TIPS AND TRICKS in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 2 months ago
pass yourself off as Welsh in 4 easy steps. . . .
Apply coal dust behind fingernails while talking non-stop gibberish.
Stop occasionally to sing loudly and then set fire to someone’s house..
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toybulldog replied to the topic For Ruby in the board Art, poetry, music and film 15 years, 2 months ago
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toybulldog replied to the topic The Clique! in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 2 months ago
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toybulldog replied to the topic Proportional Representation in the board Getting serious 15 years, 2 months ago
@Legend wrote:
@Pete wrote:
Listen…you chased no one, never have never will.
I’m quite large despite my effeminate demeanor. I could kill a set of chavs with my bare fists so I could, with only slight major injuries.
:lol:
and even if it missed with its punches , the wind behind is so strong that all right-wing fascists would simply perish…[Read more]
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toybulldog replied to the topic Dedicate a Song to Someone in the board Art, poetry, music and film 15 years, 2 months ago
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toybulldog replied to the topic TIPS AND TRICKS in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 2 months ago
Next door’s car aerial, carefully folded,
will prove the ideal solution when having an emergency coat hanger crisis..
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toybulldog replied to the topic The Road Not Taken~ Robert Frost~ in the board Art, poetry, music and film 15 years, 2 months ago
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One Too Many Mornings
Down the street the dogs are barking
And the day is getting dark
As the night comes in a-falling
The dogs’ll lose their bark
And the silent night will shatter
From the sounds inside my minds
For I’m one too many mornings
And a thousand miles behind.From the crossroads of my doorstep
My eyes start to fade
As I turn my…[Read more] -
toybulldog replied to the topic TIPS AND TRICKS in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 2 months ago
Need an interesting yet unusual feature for your next dinner party ?
Then train a hedgehog to scuttle up and down the table dispensing food to each guest.
Perfect for cheese + pineapple and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.
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toybulldog replied to the topic Online translations in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 2 months ago
It’s times like this that I miss Will
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toybulldog replied to the topic Proportional Representation in the board Getting serious 15 years, 2 months ago
As always, very interesting Mr Pepper.
I can’t see enough ‘tactical’ voting to bring about such change.
I do see another election in the autumn.God help us.
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toybulldog replied to the topic TIPS AND TRICKS in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 2 months ago
@Legend wrote:
My life advice…….
You need to chill and to learn how to laugh at yourself, while yet laughing with others.
I’m being sincere here.
To share your intellect and not browbeat. To be less angry, more forgiving and to remove ‘Self-Serving Dogmatic’ as your ultimately redundant middle name.This is what your life has taught…[Read more]
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toybulldog replied to the topic TIPS AND TRICKS in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 2 months ago
In the case of gas leaks, energy companies quite rightly advise NOT to turn on light switches.
So simply keep a box of matches handy.
Then strike one in every room, until a loud explosion reveals the source of the problem.
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toybulldog replied to the topic It Happened Today in History in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 2 months ago
Are you sure ?
She spent that first day mostly quoting St Francis of Assisi
:lol:
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toybulldog replied to the topic TIPS AND TRICKS in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 2 months ago
@SusieQ wrote:
[-X tut
omg you’re right Tutty Knickers !
I forgot to include the Chelsea knuckle-draggersHow remiss.
:D
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toybulldog replied to the topic TIPS AND TRICKS in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 2 months ago
hey Man Utd fans !
Why keep forking out hard-earned dosh each year on a myriad of expensive replica club shirts ?
Simply tape a large cardboard penis to your heads.
The effect will be exactly the same.
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toybulldog replied to the topic Internationl phone numbers in the board Technical Q&A 15 years, 2 months ago
If BT can’t provide with you with a reasonable answer, unlike others, then you could try the Ofcom site.
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toybulldog replied to the topic JC Government Elections in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 2 months ago
Prime Minister : F-Politics
Definitely !!
=D>=D>=D>
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toybulldog replied to the topic Internationl phone numbers in the board Technical Q&A 15 years, 2 months ago
You might have been sleep-walking, and then tried to call a young snake-hipped John Travolta. It’s a common mistake.
Tell me more tell me more.
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