toybulldog

shame you feel like that Pete, they’re bloody good.

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@Pete wrote:

De management

fascist bastads

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pass yourself off as Welsh in 4 easy steps. . . .

Apply coal dust behind fingernails while talking non-stop gibberish.
Stop occasionally to sing loudly and then set fire to someone’s house.

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forRubies Red

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found myself in two chat gangs once.

I may have double-cliqued . . . . . .
:-

The Trashmen

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@Legend wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Listen…you chased no one, never have never will.

I’m quite large despite my effeminate demeanor. I could kill a set of chavs with my bare fists so I could, with only slight major injuries.

:lol:

and even if it missed with its punches , the wind behind is so strong that all right-wing fascists would simply perish…[Read more]

for the very singular and beautiful Bonbon, happy monday !

I Wanna Be Your Dog

x

Next door’s car aerial, carefully folded,
will prove the ideal solution when having an emergency coat hanger crisis.

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One Too Many Mornings

Down the street the dogs are barking
And the day is getting dark
As the night comes in a-falling
The dogs’ll lose their bark
And the silent night will shatter
From the sounds inside my minds
For I’m one too many mornings
And a thousand miles behind.

From the crossroads of my doorstep
My eyes start to fade
As I turn my…[Read more]

Need an interesting yet unusual feature for your next dinner party ?

Then train a hedgehog to scuttle up and down the table dispensing food to each guest.

Perfect for cheese + pineapple and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

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It’s times like this that I miss Will

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As always, very interesting Mr Pepper.

I can’t see enough ‘tactical’ voting to bring about such change.
I do see another election in the autumn.

God help us.

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@Legend wrote:

My life advice…….

You need to chill and to learn how to laugh at yourself, while yet laughing with others.
I’m being sincere here.
To share your intellect and not browbeat. To be less angry, more forgiving and to remove ‘Self-Serving Dogmatic’ as your ultimately redundant middle name.

This is what your life has taught…[Read more]

In the case of gas leaks, energy companies quite rightly advise NOT to turn on light switches.

So simply keep a box of matches handy.

Then strike one in every room, until a loud explosion reveals the source of the problem.

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Are you sure ?

She spent that first day mostly quoting St Francis of Assisi

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@SusieQ wrote:

[-X tut

omg you’re right Tutty Knickers !
I forgot to include the Chelsea knuckle-draggers

How remiss.

:D

hey Man Utd fans !

Why keep forking out hard-earned dosh each year on a myriad of expensive replica club shirts ?

Simply tape a large cardboard penis to your heads.

The effect will be exactly the same.

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If BT can’t provide with you with a reasonable answer, unlike others, then you could try the Ofcom site.

http://www.ofcom.org.uk/

Prime Minister : F-Politics

Definitely !!

=D>=D>=D>

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You might have been sleep-walking, and then tried to call a young snake-hipped John Travolta. It’s a common mistake.

Tell me more tell me more.

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