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toybulldog replied to the topic Proportional Representation in the board Getting serious 15 years, 2 months ago
Great isn’t it.
At a time when clear and decisive leadership is needed more than ever, and not soppy watered-down policies, we Brits face the likelihood of the country being run by committee, hamstrung by compromise and based on hidden machinations in back rooms by the power-hungry.
The real lack of decision rests with the general populace of…[Read more]
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toybulldog replied to the topic TIPS AND TRICKS in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 2 months ago
Thank you.
Also, save time when crossing one-way streets by only looking in the direction of incoming traffic.
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toybulldog replied to the topic TIPS AND TRICKS in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 2 months ago
Always carry a pound of lard in your pocket.
If you ever get your head caught in some railings you can then grease your ears and slide out.
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toybulldog replied to the topic Idiot sightings in the board Jokes and humourous links 15 years, 2 months ago
The last time I tried a McDonalds drive-through I ordered a Tropicana Orange Juice to go with my meal. When the young foreign girl served it I asked if I had paid for the drink. She said that I had at the previous window.
‘Oh’, I replied,
‘I thought Club Tropicana Drinks Are Free ‘and leaving her looking rather confused, drove off,
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toybulldog replied to the topic Let bygones be bygones aye ? in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 2 months ago
@GAZLAN wrote:
Nah ….maybe not.]
You’re an egocentric spammer with flatulent tendencies, and no regard for a differing viewpoint, which in itself defeats the object of message board activity.
When challenged, your defensive ‘puns’ are extremely infantile and a complete waste of attention.
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toybulldog replied to the topic Death Of my brother in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 2 months ago
blimey NCB just read this
take care of you hun
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toybulldog replied to the topic TIPS AND TRICKS in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 2 months ago
Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply
changing your name to match your existing plate.rgds
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toybulldog replied to the topic TIPS AND TRICKS in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 2 months ago
Tired of your goldfish having needless sex ?
This can be easily stopped by throwing a bucket of cold air over them.
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toybulldog replied to the topic TIPS AND TRICKS in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 2 months ago
You need a cheap but effective baby rattle ?
Then glue a lollipop stick to an empty matchbox, and fill it with ten woodlice.
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toybulldog replied to the topic Best group / person you have seen live in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 2 months ago
Iggy Pop,
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toybulldog replied to the topic TIPS AND TRICKS in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 3 months ago
Never fly into a rage and kill that messenger who brought you bad news.
Good messengers are hard to come by.
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toybulldog replied to the topic TIPS AND TRICKS in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 3 months ago
To avoid dust collecting on sandwich containers or other small kitchen items, simply cover them with shower caps.
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toybulldog replied to the topic Here we go in the board Getting serious 15 years, 3 months ago
‘Oxygen thieves’ take my breath away,
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toybulldog replied to the topic Your Favourite Childhood Toy in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 3 months ago
My favourite childhood, Kenty ? That’s a very short list………
But seriously.
I loved to line up my collection of severed barbie doll heads, and then rant dialectical Leninism at them while me mum weren’t looking. The masses need education and those vacantly staring plastic beauties weren’t getting away with their incessant chat about…[Read more]
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toybulldog replied to the topic I had to do it! in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 3 months ago
@Rosepetal wrote:
I thought of two other blokes I could ask but one has a pacemaker and the other had emptied my loft recently so felt I couldnt impose on them.
yeah ain’t life tough
:D
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toybulldog replied to the topic Happy Birthday Rosepetel in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 3 months ago
Happy Birthday Rose xx
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toybulldog replied to the topic Favourite Film Clips in the board Chat forum three boards 15 years, 3 months ago
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toybulldog replied to the topic Fake HMRC ‘phishing’ mail in the board Technical Q&A 15 years, 3 months ago
no offence, but you need to get out more.
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toybulldog replied to the topic The best day to have a Birthday … 23rd March in the board Stories & Memories 15 years, 3 months ago
I was scared sh/it/less my first night on JC.
Fan/ny Craddock lusted over my baps, and who wouldn’t . . . . . . . Netty took the fookin p1ss and I was on iggy before I even knew what that meant.
I love them now but that ain’t the fookin point.
Get out now while you’re still posting sanctimonious crap.x
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toybulldog replied to the topic Presumptions in the board Off topic chat 15 years, 3 months ago
I fancy scrambled eggs with a dash of pepper and sun-dried tomatoes with Parma cheese, served by well-bosomed Phoenician wenches with flagons of apricot flavoured wine.
But will make do with the tailback on the A65.
Add nutmeg if you truly wish to get your freak on.But, predominantly, I would like to keep this whole breathing in/ breathing out…[Read more]
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