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@Pete wrote:

what a crock

or croc (odile) maybe ?

Terrific previews and reviews there sarge.

well played sunshine

=D> =D>

@Bad Manners wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Any 1 seen a UFO or even been abducted …. :o

No cause UFOs dont exist

Of course UFO’s exist Pete. Millions of sightings of UFO’s every year. Im guessing you meant that UFO’s are not alien craft, since in your opinion there are no aliens. I know you’ve made a thorough search of the universe searching…

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Free Willy.

dunno really I just wandered in and this is the first thing I’ve clicked on.
Did she look like a seal then ?

I do want to know exactly when hair began to grow out of ears and also, who the fu/ck is lady gaga ?
apart from all that i’m sorted for E’s, essential ska, and whizz

*edited cos I spelt SKA wrong*

@SusieQ wrote:

pats is dull, hardly anyone goes there

I know what you mean.

Anytime I’ve tried that room lately it’s been occupied by Bob, Nemesis, Dagger yet again . . . . . (well, not using those names of course), and I already have enough sleeping tablets.

Inclement I’d say.

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@ladadeedeee wrote:

I was accused of racism at work. The girl said after she complained I cut the amount of hours she worked and it must be because I was racist. (the girl is black) My boss told her that complainers were not a protected group.

:lol: :lol:

Toughie.

There you are, in pain and begging your loved one with silent eyes to do the right thing. And to carry the responsibility afterwards.

But in the very last second . . . . .

@minim wrote:

ahem………………signed Minim/Bob/Mimsey/Whims/Lapis… et al

xxxxxx

:lol: :D :lol:

Another reminder of the costs incurred to imprison and then medically treat this animal, when all of us and especially one innocent toddler have been betrayed by the so-called criminal justice system.

There is no ‘brilliant’ news in any of this, only sad reminders and terrible indictments.

I’m not sure Echo.

other sites have a ‘friend or foe’ facility but that doesn’t really work as your dreaded ‘foe’ will invariably be quoted by a ‘friend’ so you get to read their shyte anyway.
These software applications can only think bilaterally which is a curse in itself of course.

Anyway, I Speed Read on Mogadon, and take most with a bucket…[Read more]

@GAZLAN wrote:

baptised Klingon but having some doubts

Khan you expand a bit maybe ? :lol:

I’ll try but feeling a tad deflated by your godawful puns.

Monotheist religion, yes the Big 3 of Judaism, Christianity and Islam which all appeared from the same babbling brook, are currently living in an old people’s home somewhere outside the fertile…[Read more]

someone hold a pillow over his face and press tightly.

He’s a positive disgrace to Chatdom.

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@GAZLAN wrote:

There have been many assumptions made here regarding my faith, while its true that i endorse the idea behind creationism….i have no direct submission to any religion. I suppose i am what is termed an `agnostic`… following on from the open debate as triggered by the ever so appealing Tweety….. :P I would like you all to share…

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baptised Klingon but having some doubts

Why invite opinions that will only be termed ‘pathetic’ by ‘us people’ if they don’t agree with yours ?

I’ll decline ta.

Jehovah buried, Satan dead

Jehovah buried, Satan dead,
do fearers worship Much and Quick;
badness not being felt as bad,
itself thinks goodness what is meek;
obey says toc, submit says tic,
Eternity’s a Five Year Plan:
if Joy with Pain shall hand in hock
who dares to call himself a man?

go dreamless knaves on Shadows fed,
your Harry’s Tom, your…[Read more]

I’m relieved to say
that my parents weren’t gay,
but there’s quite a lot
who are not.

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mass psychosis and that’s all it is.

I had a premonition that I would over-sleep my 5.30 alarm call. I stayed awake all night and discovered that my anxieties were a complete crock of shyte. So I fell asleep at 5.32 instead. The main thing is that I still fancy Hilda Ogden and her seagull wallpaper. Ok it’s mainly the sea gulls but Hilda’s still…[Read more]

So, in summation, I would say that yes, Adulterous Son of Shoplifter should be sacked as england captain, and the sooner the better.

We still need him as a footballer of course, but maybe not so much as a role model or loyal team-mate. And we can win this 4 year tournament ya know………

8)

You can take a blind and thirsty horse to water, but a nod’s as good as a drink if the stable door’s been bolted.

yesiree. . .

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