toybulldog

That Old-Time Religion

God and His angels stroll in the garden
before turning in for the night.
They’ve adopted the style
of rich and gifted young Englishmen this evening
and also, bizarrely even for them, decided that they’ll speak
in nothing but Sumerian to each other
which all are agreed was a truly heavenly language.

It isn’t long before…[Read more]

@cath 55 wrote:

you didnt give me the fairy tale
you gave me much much more
you gave me something money cant buy
you gave me you
you gave me your hand when I was unsteady
you gave me your trust that I will always hold
you gave me something my dear dear friend
more valuable than gold
you gave me your time
you gave me a precious gift you may never…

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No you can’t.

You CAN receive a Private Message from another member threatening to “Rip ya F*^king Face Off “,

but I think that’s as far as it goes.

:lol:

@minim wrote:

The man is obviously a nutter. Completely barking mad. And dangerous.

Undeniably.

Thankfully, there’s also a whole list of very good reasons for why the reporter shouldn’t have ‘stomped his head in’.

It would appear from the facts that it wasn’t in the public interest for the CPS to prosecute, but that’s only based on the facts reported in the article. I saw a different piece headlined “Ex-soldier waves gun around in police station”, which certainly has a different slant to that of the Guardian’s.

There must be a back history, maybe even…[Read more]

very cool lotty

x

sorry to hear this soully

best wishes

x x x

hehe

yep ! spent the whole time searching for PP1’s spreadsheet

:wink:

a man who had fallen among thieves

a man who had fallen among thieves
lay by the roadside on his back
dressed in fifteenthrate ideas
wearing a round jeer for a hat

fate per a somewhat more than less
emancipated evening
had in return for consciousness
endowed him with a changeless grin

whereon a dozen staunch and meal
citizens did graze at…[Read more]

Susie came in like a whirlwind and did a top notch and very fast Cryptic Music quiz on the spot.
I believe these were the results . .

1. Lovely Lady
2. big bear
3. barney
4. circus
5. brian
6. PP1
7. Bob
8. Kim
9. Female 43
10. Flipper
11. Steve UK
12. Yoda
13. souldeep
14. angelinaballerina
15. tina

:lol:

lots and lots and lots of words, but simplicity is often best.

“No Woman, No Cry”

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Don’t know about that Sarah, but when I saw The Best Of Barry Manilow advertised I was amazed that they could sell afterbirths.

Whirled Peas is the number one objective of the Green Party. Unlike Labour, who seem intent on making the plasma boil and whose policies should be canned.

For instance, when “I Can’t Get No Satisfaction” came out, a spin doctor in the Wilson government was appalled as to why Jagger would throw all those marbles into his gob before practising his…[Read more]

If only . . . :lol:

Obsequious

Shared a house with some characters once. One of them fell out with a lover.

Lover’s idea of revenge was to order food takeaways and have them sent round to our address. No one knew what was behind it at the time, and each night we’d be trying to explain this on the phone to some irate restaurant owner. Nett result was free dinners or we paid…[Read more]

Good evening, I’m from Essex
in case you couldn’t tell
my given name is Dickie,
I come from Billericay
and I’m doing very well

Had a love affair with Nina
in the back of my cortina
a seasoned up hyena
could not have been more obscener
she took me to the cleaners
and other misdemeanours
but I got right up between her
rum and her ribena

Well, you…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Incidentally, it appears that the ‘Bulgarian’ bloke was none other than Giorgi Dochev.

Blimey, not that Giorgi Dochev again.

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

you honestly believe the family lawyer would come out with anything other than what he has? He’s hardly goin to say he died drug fueled and trying to nosh himself off…

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Happy One Boo

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Great film-maker but a flawed human being surrounded by deep tragedy.

Weren’t both Sharon Tate and Natassia Kinski only 15 when he started relationships with them ?