toybulldog

@sharongooner wrote:

I think this is my favorite thread Cath, its awesome x

And repeats are deffo worth it.

wow thanks Sharon ! I’m having a look at how my lickle pikkaninny has been doing tonight.

Really interested in what stuff people have been throwing in, and how about this for some internet reggae….

the legendary guitarist Ernest…[Read more]

@cath 55 wrote:

sod it this has to be worth a second mention ………..

Kingstown Town dances round the thread to ub40, courtseys, flicks hair n exits stage right ………..

you haven’t lived till you seen Cath singing this in the rooms

hehehe !!

Xx

@*Sian wrote:

My friends fave reggae artist Morgan Heritage

thanks Sian, I bet your friend would like Garnett Silk too.

Zion In A Vision

Give Wi A License

Morgan Heritage

She was in a few weeks ago, quoting everyone but changing the wording within each quote so that the phrases became more accomodating to her.

It was sad, and Slayer in particular misses her.

Since then she’s mainly been shagging Gordon Brown TextureLikeSun and generally been busy copy/pasting strawberries onto chestnut trees.

Strange Fruit…[Read more]

just stay up all night boring the pants off peeps in a chat room.

You’ll find it normally perks up at 3am when drunken americans log in and you can practise irony skills to your hearts content. I’d even risk the lobby at such times. Yvonne’s always up for a laugh and born has normally fixated on her target by then.

The next day is usually quite…[Read more]

@sharongooner wrote:

surving the day at work with nearly everybody off bar me and a manager

surviving the day with no staff and a buzzing fly.

Luckily I had this handy can of Tesco’s own brand furniture polish.

That buzzing fly looked well shiny crawling very slowly across the floor. Sorry mr buddha but the koont got on me nerves big time.…[Read more]

@Sir Actor wrote:

that picture of you on the operating table looks grim.

And I imagine it must have been difficult to type your messages too.

funny !
poor pete, was probably dreaming of his next google

I threw out all the cigarettes in the house, because of the kids.

One day I’ll get the lighters off ’em too.

A tarzan swing, two wardrobes, and a sheepskin nappy.

(oh shyte……. that was meant for the perfect evening IN thread)

The pump went on my boiler once and it was hard to find a whole day to take off for the 15 minutes work. This situation went on for months until I got tired of heating everything through my own rage, and eventually did something about it.

Sometimes I wonder how the world would turn if I wasn’t here.

“Sexiness wears thin after awhile and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh everyday, ah, now that’s a real treat!” —Joanne Woodward

Henry Gondorf couldn’t possibly be dead; you’ve all been stung and only Robert Shaw could think such a thing. Cue some Scott Joplin. Yeah class bloke, superb career, great actor. Well he had…[Read more]

I’d give a penny for one of ’em

@bon bon wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

I’m fed up racing across the shop floor in slow motion to the sounds of my colleagues humming the theme tune from Chariots of Fire

Funny !

Even I laughed

You need to get yourself down those stairs faster in the morning. Try and raise yourself to the speed of an…

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@bon bon wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

I’m fed up racing across the shop floor in slow motion to the sounds of my colleagues humming the theme tune from Chariots of Fire

Funny !

Even I laughed

You need to get yourself down those stairs faster in the morning. Try and raise yourself to the speed of an elephant being pushed up…[Read more]

@bon bon wrote:

I’m fed up racing across the shop floor in slow motion to the sounds of my colleagues humming the theme tune from Chariots of Fire

Funny !

when I saw him in Somebody Up There Likes Me, in the role ear-marked for James Dean, I thought I was looking at old pictures of me dad.

But in the Silver Chalice he looked more like me mum.

“We are such spendthrifts with our lives,” Mr. Newman once told a reporter. “The trick of living is to slip on and off the planet with the least fuss you can muster. I’m not running for sainthood. I just happen to think that in life we need to be a little like the farmer, who puts back into the soil what he takes out.”

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Perfect

On the Western Seaboard of South Uist

Los muertos abren los ojos a los que vivren

I found a pigeon’s skull on the machair,
All the bones pure white and dry, and chalky,
But perfect,
Without a crack or a flaw anywhere.

At the back, rising out of the beak,
Were domes like bubbles of thin bone,
Almost transparent, where the brain had…[Read more]