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    toybulldog replied to the topic Favourite Poems and Prose. in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 7 months ago

    Memory of My Father

    Every old man I see
    Reminds me of my father
    When he had fallen in love with death
    One time when sheaves were gathered.

    That man I saw in Gardner Street
    Stumble in the kerb was one,
    He stared at me half-eyed,
    I might have been his son.

    And I remember the musician
    Faltering over his fiddle
    In Bayswater, London,
    He too set me…[Read more]

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Favourite Poems and Prose. in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 7 months ago

    The Legs

    There was this road,
    And it led up-hill,
    And it led down-hill,
    And round and in and out.

    And the traffic was legs,
    Legs from the knees down,
    Coming and going,
    Never pausing.

    And the gutters gurgled
    With the rain’s overflow,
    And the sticks on the pavement
    Blindly tapped and tapped.

    What drew the legs along
    Was the never-stopping.
    And…[Read more]

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Favourite Poems and Prose. in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 7 months ago

    How to Kill

    Under the parabola of a ball,
    a child turning into a man,
    I looked into the air too long.
    The ball fell in my hand, it sang
    in the closed fist: ‘Open Open
    Behold a gift designed to kill’.

    Now in my dial of glass appears
    the soldier who is going to die.
    He smiles, and moves about in ways
    his mother knows, habits of his.
    The wires…[Read more]

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Favourite Poems and Prose. in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 7 months ago

    Fable

    Once upon a time
    there was a lonely wolf
    lonelier than the angels.

    He happened to come to a village,
    He fell in love with the first house he saw.

    Already he loved its walls
    the caresses of its bricklayers.
    But the windows stopped him.

    In the room sat people.
    Apart from God nobody ever
    found them so beautiful
    as this child-like…[Read more]

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Favourite Poems and Prose. in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 7 months ago

    The Cable Ship

    We fished up the Atlantic Cable one day between the Barbadoes and the Tortugas,
    held up our lanterns
    and put some rubber over the wound in its back,
    latitude 15 degrees north, longitude 61 degrees west.
    When we laid our ear down to the gnawed place
    we could hear something humming inside the cable.

    ‘It’s some millionaires in…[Read more]

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Favourite Poems and Prose. in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 7 months ago

    @cath 55 wrote:

    goes n builds anderson shelter to put me lap top in ……….

    At the Bomb Testing Site

    At noon in the desert a panting lizard
    waited for history, its elbows tense,
    watching the curve of a particular road
    as if something might happen.

    It was looking at something farther off
    than people could see, an important scene
    acted in…[Read more]

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Rob Styles in the board The locker room 17 years, 7 months ago

    lol I know

    yes the ‘rub of the green’ will always even out over a Premiership season. Always, and that tends to minimise these saturday night talking points.

    Cup matches are different

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Me new pic in the board Chat forum three boards 17 years, 7 months ago

    @Poppet wrote:

    I wish Mims, thanks for the compilment though. Im not sure if your being sarcastic Toy but apology accepted.

    Love Poppet

    I wasn’t and thought I had explained

    anyway, ty

    love me

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    toybulldog replied to the topic new baby in the board Chat forum three boards 17 years, 7 months ago

    don’t know ya but well done and he’s lovely xx

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Rob Styles in the board The locker room 17 years, 7 months ago

    pete I’m usually bored to feck by your siggys, but that one is amazing.

    sorry, yeah Rob Styles, another one to go against the wall blind-folded. Although maybe in his case he won’t need a blindfold huh ?

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    toybulldog replied to the topic I bet in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 7 months ago

    @minim wrote:

    actually, would anyone like some blackberries with their ginger beer? I went picking today and have a glut.

    If you mean berries-of-equal-value, then yes.

    munches on some strange fruit offered by mims

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    toybulldog replied to the topic I bet in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 7 months ago

    Please mims, don’t ask relevant questions. I’m busy working on my new image which is based on equal portions of homophobia and racism.

    Political correctness is like emoticons, soooo last century…..

    But we’re making a cake right ? So let’s be careful then, as too many cliches spoil the broth.

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    toybulldog replied to the topic I bet in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 7 months ago

    Actor, you made me laugh there. And I can’t recall you ever doing that before.

    Yes please, lashings of ginger beer, with the emphasis on ‘lashings’……. you screaming queen you.

    x

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    toybulldog replied to the topic wow my account has finally been activated in the board Chat forum one boards 17 years, 7 months ago

    so “having your account activated” means getting pregnant.

    I never knew that.

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    toybulldog replied to the topic I bet in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 7 months ago

    Yes, it’s quite the little tubthumper. You can’t beat a bracing cakewalk along the seafront, inspiring one for the torchlit rallies ahead.

    A little black figure even jumped off the front of my jam jar and busted a few minstrel-like shapes on the front porch.

    I politely pointed out in which direction the cotton fields lay.

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    toybulldog replied to the topic I bet in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 7 months ago

    That’s very kind of you Mims.

    Do I cut a new hole in this white sheet so I can eat ? Or should I put the burning cross down and eat like a normal human being, and not one who married his sister.

    I would prefer Special K but racists can’t be choosers.

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    toybulldog replied to the topic similar to this in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 7 months ago

    I went out with her once.

    She doesn’t look like a demented Hartlepool supporting head hunter with a stutter but such things can be hidden by the painter.

    He must have done my other ex’s too …….

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Hull City in the Premiership in the board The locker room 17 years, 7 months ago

    well I know I wished them luck, but that’s just taking it too far

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    toybulldog replied to the topic Reel to Reel in the board Art, poetry, music and film 17 years, 7 months ago

    “When a role is right for him, he’s peerless,” the film critic Pauline Kael wrote in 1977. “Newman is most comfortable in a role when it isn’t scaled heroically; even when he plays a bastard, he’s not a big bastard — only a callow, selfish one, like Hud. He can play what he’s not — a dumb lout. But you don’t believe it when he plays someone perve…[Read more]

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    toybulldog replied to the topic mommabulldogs highlighted web thread in the board Off topic chat 17 years, 7 months ago

    I do like having my tummy tickled with a winning lottery ticket, although you’ll be amazed to learn that it doesn’t happen that often. No, really.

    specially if we talking a double roll over…….

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