toybulldog

so just another night of being stoned on here again ? Oh that’s easy. I just roll away and puff…….

or did you meant the reviews ?

cos that’s a shame, I was hoping for a part on Hollyoaks as ” Useless Boy-Band Reject in Pub, second on right “

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@cath 55 wrote:

ASL!!! wot ya wearin!!!!!! do ya like stockins!!! swivel on this u koonts!!!!! wanna see me on cam!!!!!!!!!!

Cath, please, how many times have I told you

One question at a time………….

he won’t get it Cath, I didn’t add the requisite emoticon

can you dig it

did you see me turn to stone ?

Not a special effect in sight, just remarkably gifted talent that is !!

*flies off to Hollywood……….gets nowhere*

(last seen handing out double-glazing leaflets in Cricklewood)

lol @ semi-literate wannabe’s hehe cath x

@Sir Actor wrote:

don’t visit the site if you are of a timid nature. That’s you toy.

I’d say thanks for the warning you two-faced, grovelling, name-changing, pasty-posting koont.

However, my timidity won’t let me.

@CherryBomb wrote:

Ruling the roost means being the most abusive. Never forget that.

hmmm…….maybe to some. Can’t say I accept rulers on a chat message board.

See what you’re getting at though.

and psml Cath

xx

@sharongooner wrote:

cornered by Monster Spider, freddy the bear decided to offer sexual favours

pays some street urchin to give pebbles a flower………..watches though binoculars…………….+ legs it

damn this suit of armour, I ain’t getting far.

Dodgy hairdo woman might catch me

blimey Sharon, it looks like Ghost Spider.

I hoped you laughed like Vincent Price when ya posted that !

come on spuds where’s ya loyalty ffs……

Bows down reverentially in front of the marble halls and kisses the sweet surface of Avenall Road.

Damn, they coulda cleaned up the horse dung…………

Fantastic English talent coming through though, my mate is a Blade and was at the Sheff U game. He’s been raving about those kids all week.

@wishfairy wrote:

ive gone wiv the fry up, feel much better now. sorry if i was sharp pebbs x

big mistake wishfairy, you can’t be sharp enough with her, she’s JC’s top Super Bit’ch !

Tell ya what, send her a PM.

If you ever want to read it again, it’ll be on the boards somewhere.

I’ve always wubbed pebbles

I usually wub her up the wrong way, and then she demands cottage cheese, and then I make my getaway, and then I’m safe for a bit.

a number 8 HSS drill bit

I’ve never tried self-lobotomising before, and am getting a bit worried about the smell of burning wood too.

And will I end up in Australia ?

No, you were right first time pebs.

It really does look terrible

@pikey wrote:

I have to say, though, I thought the last model was quite powerfully horrific:

Yes, I suppose I must agree with you. Very horrific images .

Those jeans are so last year…………

Any average night inna JC chat room…….

@sharongooner wrote:

I love the title of this thread, and want to write a song!

It will include all.

At the heart will be mammabulldogs hilighted webs, its gonna be haunting.

It’s a great one innit goonerbird

laffing wons ar.se awf here !!

x