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tanks all
xsome good ideas there folks
reckon the Bailey’s one is winning, so lets all get our visas stamped for chubsterland, and visit where the wild cheesecake roams……….
spaghettied curry and chips
Bad Boy version
welcome bulldog
bruv !!
: O )watch out for the one called ” c a t hxx “
(aye……she be a witch in these parts)
nice thread cathkinsxx…… me ears are alight…………….
Bottom of the class both of you !
here’s more of the answers I was looking for………– The constitution of the United States was adopted to secure domestic hostility. Under this people enjoyed the right to keep bare arms.
– Abraham Lincoln was America’s greatest Precedent. His mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he built with his own hands. He freed the slaves by singing the Emasculation Proclamation. On the night of April 14, 1865, he went to the theatre and got shot by one of the actors in a moving picture show. The believed assinator was John Wilkes Booth, a supposedly insane actor. This ruined Booth’s career.
– Meanwhile in Europe, the enlightenment was a reasonable time. Voltaire invented electricity and also wrote a book called Candy.
– Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.
– Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had many children. In between he practised on an old spinster which he kept in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German half Italian and half English. He was very large.
– Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
– The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened and catapulted into Napoleon. Napoleon wanted an heir to inherit his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn’t have any children.
– The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire’s in the East and the sun sets in the West.
– Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years. She was a moral woman who practised virtue. Her death was the final event which ended her reign.
– The nineteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steamboat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men.
– Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturist who wrote Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio, and Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers.
– The First World War was caused by the assignation of the Arch-Duck by an analyst. It ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.
: o )
looking forward to that first match even more now
i dunno us chavs……
well it wasn’t to be actor but still
can’t feckin wait fa new season
we got the baggies at home first (and everyone watch out for Theo btw……………..)
I ain’t talking Kojakcan’t make me mind up between 2 or 3………..
( oh yes I can
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tomtom !
