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some basic lessons for you then. Now pay attention Sharon, stop fidgeting, and get back to me when you have reached the standard hereby shown by some of my other pupils……….
– Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and canonised by Bernard Shaw.
– Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offence.
– In midevil times most people were alliterate. The greatest writer of the futile ages was Chaucer. He wrote poems and verses and also rote literature.
– William Tell shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son’s head.
– Queen Elizabeth was the “Virgin Queen”. As a queen she was a success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted “hurrah”.
– It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Guttenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Ralegh invented cigarettes and started smoking. And Sir Francis Drake circumcised the world with his 100 foot clipper.
– The greatest writer was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1964, supposedly on his birthday. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroic couplet. Romeo’s last wish was to be laid by Juliet.
– Miguel Cervantes was writing at the same time. He wrote a book called Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
– Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic.
– Later, the Pilgrims crossed the ocean, and this was called Pilgrim’s Progress. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all of this.
– One of the causes of the Revoltionary War was the English put tacks in their tea. Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps. Finally, the colonists won the War and no longer had to pay for taxis. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the Contented Congress. Thomas Jefferson, a Virgin, stood against Benjamin Franklin who was a singer of the Declaration of Independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and then he declared, ” A horse divided against itself cannot stand.”
Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.Sharon……
some of us drink from the fountain of knowledge, do you only gargle then ?
did you fall out of your family tree and into some gene pool while the lifeguards weren’t looking ?
maybe your intelligence has not only reached rock bottom but is now making digging motions ?
are you brighter than Alaska on a December evening ?
I’d give you a penny for your thoughts but, please, keep the change…………
: o )
sarah that was really good
is that the one gordon brown wrote about cherie ?
(legs it dahn blockbusters)
hehehe shazza + mims
I never seen the bestest one, but I heard of it !
Its called SHROOM.
At first I thought it was a jc production, called sshhh-room, but that would be silly…………… it’s about this group of american teenagers who wander……..
@cath 55 wrote:
right back on track!! after perusing the reggae charts and you tube i quite like this one!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ7PCBdMq1o&feature=relatedju
cath you smuggling ganga here ?
l o l
xBogsnorkling !!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=B6NYUt4H_EE&feature=related
down but not out in beverly hills
not the best sound quality deserving of ‘Right Time’……. (good laser show though)
harmony singing at its best
l o l
sarge
