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this place is unbelievable

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The Pig

The pig, if I am not mistaken,
Supplies us sausage, ham, and bacon.
Let others say his heart is big –
I call it stupid of the pig.

Ogden Nash

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I’ve never put my foot in a hen

When was the last time you slightly grilled a parsnip ?

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it’s been great to watch some of the football being played, the Dutch of course are on fire at the moment. I’ve also being highly impressed by the Croatians, they really are cementing their reputation as one of the very best teams in the world. But it means nothing at this stage when all you have to do is qualify for the quarter-finals, and on goal average if that’s what it takes.

Tournament winners for me ?

– Germany

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@anna lancs wrote:

@sharongooner wrote:

@anna lancs wrote:

my sister who had breast cancer some years ago, endured a double mastectomy, and now has bone cancer….has just had the results of her scans…..Its not invaded her vital organs yet…..
I have her for longer than we feared……I am soooo happy today!!!!!! Put that in ya pipe and smoke it ya juveniles lol…..Cmon …..lifes just too short for all this superficial angst *coughs and tip toes off x

Great news there Anna, glad she will be around for some time to annoy you more :wink:

ha ha how true sharon……she is the bossiest of us five girls …..you know boyfriends…..dress sense etc !!!! Just soooooooooooooo happy to be able to say bring it on :shock: This is the happy thread aint it??????????????????????

very pleased for you and your sister…. anna

……….and there’s someone bossier than you ?

xx

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now accepting it all with graceful serenity and a slightly bemused air of detachment.

thank you

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@sharongooner wrote:

your out of line
below the belt
your brain is lined
with fuzzy felt

brilliant !!

perfect parody of a rottypost………….loving it !!

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seems anything I’m waiting for from the continent is delayed. Apparently they’re all on strike. I think they’re all skiving to watch the football while the suns out and the so called “fuel crisis” is just a convenient excuse bunch of feckin lazy snaileating flamencodancing thighslappers the lot of ’em….

any of my lovely clients who ring to ask polite and very pertinent questions get a foul-mouthed obscene toybulldog RANT until they see the error of their ways and apologise…….in triplicate.

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running a marathon, against the wind, uphill, in clogs………..

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@pete wrote:

its old but hypnotic :lol:

blimey !!

I wouldn’t mind sailing on that rocking ship

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