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  • #339144

    I was good at DT at school

    ’twas a sad day when they took dwarf-tossing off the curriculum.

    #139664

    Judgement of the Moon and Stars

    You’ve got to shake your fists at lightning now
    You’ve got to roar like forest fire
    You’ve got to spread your light like blazes
    All across the sky
    They’re going to aim the hoses on you
    Show ’em you won’t expire
    Not till you burn up every passion
    Not even when you die
    Come on now
    You’ve got to try
    If you’re feeling contempt
    Well then you tell it
    If you’re tired of the silent night
    Jesus well then you yell it
    Condemned to wires and hammers
    Strike every chord that you feel
    That broken trees
    And elephant ivories conceal

    aka “Ludwig’s Tune”, written by Joni Mitchell after she read a book about Beethoven and creativity, hence piano imagery.

    #340933

    sorry Shaz, totally forgot about the teeth bleaching aspect

    (walks off mumbling…. suitably chastened)

    #340931

    @minim wrote:

    @toybulldog wrote:

    ‘But this thread is funny !!

    I’m not going to bother watching BB, I will just catch up on it all here.

    and there’s a big difference between the two ?

    #340588

    errr…..but doesn’t karma come into all this ? A cheat has to forever look over their shoulders every day of their existence, until that anxiety manifests itself in their very personality and appearance. So an informer would match that level of punishment huh ? I don’t think so…..

    Best bet is to talk to them directly like a human being, patiently explain their mistake, and show them the stars and the deep satisfaction of Paid Holiday on full salary.

    #343022

    that’s incredible Sharon !

    I once did ten bounces on a bouncy castle. As you might very well guess……stilletoes were a no-no.

    : o )

    #340906

    ‘scuse me for butting in – I lost interest in BB First series First night 5 minutes in…….though did watch a lot of the celeb one with Anne Diamond making bread, Les Dennis on verge of breakdown, Take That fella singing unfinished symphony.

    But this thread is feckin funny !!

    xx

    #340698

    no worries at all, and with respect, check this lot ready to conquer the world.

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=l2_ROO_hGcY

    #342982

    Now sunny’s posting in the arts
    The world is truly on its head
    Her crayon skills will break all hearts
    And send you scuttling off to bed.

    She’ll take a bunch thats coloured blue
    and make pretend to hue and cry
    Then shove ’em up ya fairy flue
    And act all like she don’t know why !

    She doesn’t mean to be a killer
    (but her words made me pop my zits)
    So watch out if you’re fookin villa
    Take care of all your pinky bits.

    #340727

    @Forget Me Not wrote:

    btw its Stockholm syndrome where the hostage starts to sympathise with the hostage-taker, don’t know why I’m bothered enough to post this, its probably because I’m bored out of my skull right now

    yeah I once went to IKEA as well.

    Followed the yellow brick path until I’d seen everything. But all I wanted was a beer coaster for 50p.

    Anyway monies were paid and they let me go

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