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7 June, 2008 at 12:04 pm #339144
I was good at DT at school
’twas a sad day when they took dwarf-tossing off the curriculum.
6 June, 2008 at 8:20 pm #139664Judgement of the Moon and Stars
You’ve got to shake your fists at lightning now
You’ve got to roar like forest fire
You’ve got to spread your light like blazes
All across the sky
They’re going to aim the hoses on you
Show ’em you won’t expire
Not till you burn up every passion
Not even when you die
Come on now
You’ve got to try
If you’re feeling contempt
Well then you tell it
If you’re tired of the silent night
Jesus well then you yell it
Condemned to wires and hammers
Strike every chord that you feel
That broken trees
And elephant ivories concealaka “Ludwig’s Tune”, written by Joni Mitchell after she read a book about Beethoven and creativity, hence piano imagery.
5 June, 2008 at 11:57 pm #340933sorry Shaz, totally forgot about the teeth bleaching aspect
(walks off mumbling…. suitably chastened)
5 June, 2008 at 11:51 pm #340931@minim wrote:
@toybulldog wrote:
‘But this thread is funny !!
I’m not going to bother watching BB, I will just catch up on it all here.
and there’s a big difference between the two ?
5 June, 2008 at 11:44 pm #340588errr…..but doesn’t karma come into all this ? A cheat has to forever look over their shoulders every day of their existence, until that anxiety manifests itself in their very personality and appearance. So an informer would match that level of punishment huh ? I don’t think so…..
Best bet is to talk to them directly like a human being, patiently explain their mistake, and show them the stars and the deep satisfaction of Paid Holiday on full salary.
5 June, 2008 at 11:24 pm #343022that’s incredible Sharon !
I once did ten bounces on a bouncy castle. As you might very well guess……stilletoes were a no-no.
: o )
5 June, 2008 at 10:33 pm #340906‘scuse me for butting in – I lost interest in BB First series First night 5 minutes in…….though did watch a lot of the celeb one with Anne Diamond making bread, Les Dennis on verge of breakdown, Take That fella singing unfinished symphony.
But this thread is feckin funny !!
xx
5 June, 2008 at 9:24 pm #340698no worries at all, and with respect, check this lot ready to conquer the world.
5 June, 2008 at 8:47 pm #342982Now sunny’s posting in the arts
The world is truly on its head
Her crayon skills will break all hearts
And send you scuttling off to bed.She’ll take a bunch thats coloured blue
and make pretend to hue and cry
Then shove ’em up ya fairy flue
And act all like she don’t know why !She doesn’t mean to be a killer
(but her words made me pop my zits)
So watch out if you’re fookin villa
Take care of all your pinky bits.5 June, 2008 at 1:20 am #340727@Forget Me Not wrote:
btw its Stockholm syndrome where the hostage starts to sympathise with the hostage-taker, don’t know why I’m bothered enough to post this, its probably because I’m bored out of my skull right now
yeah I once went to IKEA as well.
Followed the yellow brick path until I’d seen everything. But all I wanted was a beer coaster for 50p.
Anyway monies were paid and they let me go
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