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  • #340474

    we’re all related to Frank Spencer then ?

    #340003

    never mind the mouse, I fell for it ! that pesky creature eats better than I do……….

    #340100

    blimey that takes me back cath luv….I was the rhythm guitarist in that video.

    He did a re-make and dedicated to me

    (sings……………..” might as well face it you’re addicted to spuds, might as well face it……………..”

    #340098

    no of course you wouldn’t lie to me.

    I truly believe that was both Charles and Eddy and not some pair of ecuadorian doppelgangers.

    glad to be of help cath
    xx

    #340080

    She makes me think of that guitar-playing nun in “Airplane” yanking out the kids life support system while crew + passengers join in with perfect smiling harmony.

    I am woman hear me roar !! ……

    yes nice roar dear, now run along and fetch us another beer, second half’s just started

    yours
    olivia neutron-bomb

    #338545

    @chickenman wrote:

    The rest of the mp’s in a party dont give a monkeys what happens they just nod when asked so they can keep their pension & houses with hot n cold running callgirls on demand :?

    I miss being an MP (was once elected representative for Battersea Dogs Home doncha know, before I moved to Barking). And it’s true, we never, ever, donated a single monkey to any worthy cause. But I was sacked after missing a crucial vote in the House – someone on the other side threw this rubber ball and I got distracted…………

    #176662

    Snoring ? no of course you didn’t !!

    Not at all, in fact you sleep like an angel. Why did you think you were snoring ? That’s mad that is……like askin if ya bum looks big in that outfit that is, impossible to believe.

    nope, never snores does you………

    #339996

    Why not put your own signs up explaining that the food is not only safe, but totally delicious and has been recommended by all the major critics. Never forget that you care. Put five michelin stars up along the skirting board, spread a few tasteful tablecloths around and create a little culinary ambience. Photo-shop some autographed pics of yourself with arms around your great pals Mickey and Minnie.

    Then when the moment arrives introduce the house special.

    #339722

    @pete wrote:

    how about adapting

    or

    feckin class !

    #339464

    This was a sensible thread, but with all the deleted posts it just looks silly now. Then again I’ve always attracted nutters.

    As Sharon has often said, it does imply that all dodgy comments should be immediately quoted, although I might just have a wee problem with that. Cretins who constantly post rubbish looking for a reaction always seem to get exactly what they want both on boards and in the chatrooms. From exactly those whom they expect to reply, and sometimes I wonder if there isn’t an element of tacit approval for it all from above (seeing the stuff that doesn’t get deleted). I could bite back myself of course; however I’m rather allergic to appearing holier than thou, and prefer to laugh at the idiots rather than with them. It’s all good for ratings I guess and this is a commercial enterprise after all.

    JC can usually be funny and thought provoking and I like that. But it ain’t real enough. The issue I have with a supplier at work is real. So is my daughter’s flute exam tomorrow night and the health of my gerbil. Anyway, at least I have got to know some very cool chatters.

    (refrains from mentioning guns, bodily assault, bestiality, testicle-kicking or regurgitating something I misunderstood donkeys ago)

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