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err……….missing you already i fink…….
I Found South African Breweries Most Hospitable
Meat smell of blood in locked rooms I cannot smell it,
Screams of the brave in torture loges I never heard nor heard of
Apartheid I wouldn’t know how to spell it,
None of these things am I paid to believe a word of
For I am a stranger to cant and contumely.
I am a professional cricketer
My only consideration is my family.I get my head down nothing to me or mine
Blood is geysering now from ear, from mouth, from eye,
How they take a fresh guard after breaking the spine,
I must play wherever I like or die
So spare me your news your views spare me your homily.
I am a professional cricketer
My only consideration is my family.Electrodes wired to their brains they should have had helmets,
Balls wired up they should have been wearing a box,
The danger was the game would turn into stalemate,
Skin of their feet burnt off I like thick woollen socks
With buckskin boots that accommodate them roomily
For I am a professional cricketer.
My only consideration is my family.They keep falling out of the window they must be clumsy
And unprofessional not that anyone told me,
Spare me your wittering spare me your whimsy,
Sixty thousand pounds is what they sold me
And I have no brain. I am an anomaly.
I am a professional cricketer.
My only consideration is my family.Kit Wright
@chickenman wrote:
They don’t eat the poison they got that one sussed. Only option is a mouse trap for B & Q about £4. Has to be the one that snaps the neck. Put peanut butter on the trap plate dont bother putting lose food on it becuase they just flick it off and eat it. Use oeanut butter because it will stick to the plate and they will lick it and set the trap off.
Once dead cut the head off and stick it on a lollystick in the ground as a warning to other rodents :twisted:laffing me head off at this
@(f)politics? wrote:
Chocolate they cant resist it humane or non humane trap with chocolate they are particularly partial to quality street or roses lol :lol:
but seriously chocolate will bring it out u may even be able to lie in wait if u leave a piece out they really find it hard to resist.You’re absolutely right.
That will take care of the women then, what about the mouse ?
I don’t see how they are any more ‘lunatic’ than the two you didn’t feature; but yes, it certainly is a catchier phrase than ‘ non-mainstream ‘.
shazza broke her bum hahaha…
……….I mean, sorry to hear that sharon, I trust and hope that you are feeling better real soon.
(broke her bum haha…)
conquering lion style . . .
JC is not about light bulbs and so please take this discussion to a lightbulb message board
@pats wrote:
i thort i looked cool as fook sian lmao.
another equally grt version of sound and vision live.
loving this version pats
. . . pah !!!
