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Emily Writes Such a Good Letter

Mabel was married last week
So now only Tom left

The doctor didn’t like Arthur’s cough
I have been in bed since Easter

A touch of the old trouble

I am downstairs today
As I write this
I can hear Arthur roaming overhead

He loves to roam
Thank heavens he has plenty of space to roam in

We have seven bedrooms
And an annexe

Which leaves a flat for the chauffeur and his wife

We have much to be thankful for

The new vicar came yesterday
People say he brings a breath of fresh air

He leaves me cold
I do not think he is a gentleman

Yes, I remember Maurice very well
Fancy getting married at his age
She must be a fool

You knew May had moved ?
Since Edward died she has been much alone

It was cancer

No, I know nothing of Maud
I never wish to hear her name again
In my opinion Maud
Is an evil woman

Our char has left
And a good riddance too
Wages are very high in Tonbridge

Write and tell me how you are, dear,
And the girls,
Phoebe and Rose
They must be a great comfort to you
Phoebe and Rose.

Stevie Smith

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The Locust

What is a locust ?
Its head, a grain of corn; its neck, the hinge of a knife;
Its horns, a bit of thread; its chest is smooth and burnished;
Its body is like a knife-handle;
Its hock, a saw; its spittle, ink;
Its underwings, clothing for the dead.
On the ground – it is laying eggs;
In flight – it is like the clouds.
Approaching the ground, it is rain glittering in the sun;
Lighting on a plant, it becomes a pair of scissors;
Walking, it becomes a razor;
Desolation walks with it.

from the Malagasy, anonymous

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@sharongooner wrote:

@rubyred wrote:

suppose i should have a baff ! im covered in curry with cooking while under the influence !

i smell like a Bengali Balti !

thats actually quite attractive! :lol:

sure does it for me………….can I call you janey as well ?

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I made mine go to work and do all the shopping from the age of seven, and I’ve been fairly safe on my own.

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Rock is Dead

– long live paper and scissors

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@sharongooner wrote:

@toybulldog wrote:

@sunshine1 wrote:

hiya i am new to jc asl everyone :) :wink:

hi janey

Give her a ring…. go on, you know you wanna :wink:

yes I could ring her and discuss irony.

wouldn’t use up too much credit then………….

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@r.O.T.T wrote:

this post highlights the duplicity of JC
it would never be allowed to say how to get rid of a muslim
the jehovahs are clearly lower caste

wot a stupid point

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i met a girl, she said her name was florry (from the florists).

it could never be……. love is never having to say you’re florry

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ok shaz enoughs enough change that pic pls
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