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  • #315826

    debt shouldn’t ever kill ya, but them bailiffs can’t half pack a punch…………..

    #315722

    this is the sauciest thread I ever did see

    #316705

    shut it rott, all you ever do is suck up to her

    and that’s my job (swoons for a bit)

    #316631

    i love shazza but haven’t got a feckin clue wots she’s on about

    #316674

    bunk off school
    ignore it’s nonsensities
    go to a library
    read even more
    work on a building site

    that way he’ll have muscles, a character, and women

    #316112

    There are too many variables for a cut-and-dried answer. Although on the surface it would appear to be a bad thing, all really depends on who, what, how, why, where and when.

    We can only live and then learn.

    Ultimately each one of us is responsible for everything we say and do, and so it hardly matters does it ? If we throw words out like stones into a pond, then surely we are the authors of each resultant ripple.

    Now I need to lie down, but please keep that in confidence.

    #311721

    Reported Missing

    Can you give me a precise description ?
    Said the policeman. Her lips, I told him,
    Were soft. Could you give me, he said, pencil
    Raised, a metaphor ? Soft as an open mouth,
    I said. Were there any noticeable
    Peculiarities ? he asked. Her hair hung
    Heavily, I said. Any particular
    Colour ? he said. I told him I could recall
    Little but its distinctive scent. What do
    You mean, he asked, by distinctive ? It had
    The smell of woman’s hair, I said. Where
    Were you ? he asked. Closer than I am to
    Anyone at present, I said, level
    With her mouth, level with her eyes. Her eyes ?
    He said, what about her eyes ? There were two,
    I said, both black. It has been established,
    He said, that eyes cannot, outside common
    Usage, be black; are you implying that
    Violence was used ? Only the gentle
    Hammer blow of her kisses, the scent
    Of her breath, the . . . Quite, said the policeman,
    Standing, but I regret that we know of
    No one answering to that description.

    Barry Cole

    #315839

    @rainbowbrite wrote:

    BBC News say his spokesperson has said yes he has cancer but denies he has weeks to live.

    yeah remind me never to buy the National Enquirer, or any rag that uses scare tactics to increase circulation instead of professionally sourcing a story.

    Reminds me of the Marchioness ferry disaster, and the numbers of dead immediately reported by the Sun on their front page instead of the tragically true figure.

    #313545

    @sharongooner wrote:

    @sunny wrote:

    Was a great game to watch *says though gritted teeth * lol

    Was defo the old ar senal i liked to watch play great passing fantastic control

    Even some Spurs fans said that today. I think for any neutral it was an awesome match. M mate went over there, he follows them everywhere (must be rich lol), and he said that match beat all the others over the years.

    Think Real Madrid are out now too, we know the English sides are going to get each other in the next round now definately.

    A week tomorrow we’re gonna draw united, I just know it. And although english clubs playing each other never quite feels like a proper european night, I do not fear this.

    #315863

    -wherever I lay my hat………….that’s my hatstand

    -don’t plant your dahlias in the autumn

    -you can take the lad out of highbury, but you’ll never take highbury out of the lad

    -life is 10% inspiration, 60% perspiration, and 45% pure mathematical ability

    -the more intelligent the thread, the more assinely I will post

    -apparently there’s nowt like folk ?

    -a nod’s as good as as a wink if you take a blind horse to water after the stable door has bolted

    (I live my life by all of these)

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