. . . . couldn’t they have sorted it all out with a second-hand Karaoke machine in a back street pub ?
. . . . was watching this years version of ‘simon says fabricated soap opera’, a spoon-fed edited for the braindead format with incessant Lord of the Rings music that inspiring ?
. . . . and could someone remind me what Danni Minogue is famous for ?
Rather doubt they would make it even if we said it was fancy dress, with prizes for goose-stepping . . . or bestest shelling of a submarine award. I’d bring a fave rubber duck and some Nuremberg Rally dvds and win anyway. Then they’d be all empty-handed and have such a long way to travel home. I’m in bits here just thinking about it. . . . .
Well rubes, since the subject is chatrooms I would say No, not at all. (wait a sec, I need to wave to Poet for some reason that completely escapes me. . . )
I was told to eat up all my greens, and to think of poor starving children in Africa as I disinterestedly played with godforsaken and rapidly-cooling ugly vegetables. That was unfair. What about the poor starving children in Asia and South America ? Why the hell weren’t they invoked in support of sad parental guilt games ?
I’ll tell you why – it was cos only the poor starving African sprogs got any recognition
in them days.
Lucky bas.tards.