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@forumhostpb wrote:
whenever did a fanatic allow common sense, reason, or a sense of humanity to get in the way of their bigoted rantings ?
Does that apply to all advocates for using nuclear weaponry or just the ones who speak a different language and are not members of JC ?
By an accident of birth I wasn’t born in a refugee camp, situated within the borders of what was once my parent’s home. If I had I really could see myself with the other children throwing stones at tanks too. Now if I’d been born on the other side, I sincerely hope that I’d be one of the many who are a lot more rational and far less xenophobic than some on here with their absurd ‘fairytale’ imaginings.
GOLLY DUTCHBOATS !!
It was awful. Some stragglers stumbled aboard, the skipper consulted the tide tables and decided we could wait another ten minutes before setting off. The first question was way too hard for the crew and whispers of mutiny began circulating before we had even left the harbour. The sea was calm enough but nothing else was. Bonus points were available for answering in Dutch but lets face it, most of the contestants could barely cope with pre-school English – on a good day. This while Rod Stewart’s ‘Sailing’ droned repetitively over the ship’s loudspeaker.
More disasters followed. Wilma had been left behind at the quayside. Rosepetal would only answer unintelligibly from the galley because she had so much food in her gob. Chess fell overboard. This was not considered to be a problem at all until someone threatened rescue with a deflated armband. Esme had to be strapped to the mizzen mast and shown the cat o’ nine tails but that just cheered her up for some reason. At half-time the captain, by now weary of having rotten fruit chucked at him and seriously concerned about the potential scurvy problem, caught sight of a passing vessel named ‘The Lobby’, and immediately semaphored urgent messages for personnel with a modicum of intelligence. So Lovely Lady and Undertaker rowed over only to be shocked at the state of the poop deck.
The highlight should have been the walking of the plank for whoever came last, and everybody expected to see how Tina would fare at the point of a cutlass. However, it was Diane and Pam who shared this position and the plank simply could not handle the combined weight. Eventually Cath was declared the winner despite the handicap of what was thought to be severe barnacle encrustration, but which turned out to be a number of secret Google servers. The whole thing ran aground on the sandbanks of despair, apathy and incompetence; aimless bickering continued into the night while Poisedon and two seagulls p/ssed themselves laughing.
What a shambles……..See you next week !
@ubyred wrote:
David beckhams balls
He-s not that bad maybe lost ayard of pace but can still delivers a good cross, this is a kindly thread try and bee nice rubese even to ex-Man u garbige
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oh and happy 2010 as well
xx
@JCb wrote:
toybulldog Godamongstmen,,,,,,, it a reindeer skin trimmed hat with fur and beadwork.
Yes?
ncb you ar not all there in the mentals are you ? For ignoring the HattyHair rule i m forced to give you FIRST VERBAL WARNING ‘/…
wich i’m SAyING out LOUDS as i type this. pls concentrate a bit next time the reel answer was this………
@Forget Me Not wrote:
Elvis Costello dressed as a penguin
but there WAS intricate beadwork added on the pengwuins bum so you gets six and a quarter points !!! so alls fair that ends well, hayy guys lets not forgets Forgetsme even tho all his poems make you wanna go loo ; how many points doyou thinks should i gives him ??
(counts fingers) maybe NINE wd Forgets you will always be rememberred…….this is funs xxhope you all had Happy Easter evryone.. luvs x xx
u-huh.
Trouble is that if we ban PMS jokes then poor Jo Brand will have lost half her material. And aren’t men also victims of Satan’s Unholy Rage ? Please consider the men too, lapis, besides Russell’s mum….
My sister brought her baby over and asked if I wanted to wind him. I thought that was a bit drastic so I just gave him a dead leg.
ah stuff it, lets throw this one in as well. A song about Bernie Rhodes, ex-manager of the Clash…………..
loving it
with the most cool and very funny Jerry Dammers on vocals . . .
What I Like Most About You Is Your Girlfriend
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