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James Carr
The one great thing about Christmas isn’t turkey but you’re close.
I’ve got all inspired by that amazing film ‘Footloose’. Tonight I’m going to steal a couple of farm tractors and attempt an epic game of Chicken while blasting out ‘I Need A Hero’.
Some absurd and utterly pointless dancing will probably follow.
sounds like a plan.
Reminds me of the time I kidnapped Major Clanger, tied him to a chair, and gave him my rendition of Classic Arthur Scargill Speeches for twelve days. This year I’m sensitive to the needs of my woman, who’s menstruating, and have got her the ideal present . . . . . . . . . . under the tree is a man with scissors lodged in his temple and barbed wire stuck up his rectum.
She can set fire to him later.
Willy Wet-Leg
I can’t stand Willy wet-leg,
can’t stand him at any price.
He’s resigned, and when you hit him
he lets you hit him twice.D.H.Lawrence
look NO answers begin with the numba H or is anything to do witth Hats . pls if you are nit nowing the rools someone who can spell and reed correcxtly wiull be appointed to help you ,.. the response so far is extremely under-welming think everybody must be out buying me somethingh nice as a present like a majic quiz lantern for the snowy nights ..;. iF you can’t be taking this serius becuse you lying a bit drunk under the table again its ok i understnad but trty harder a bit for the best show in town part from that other quiz i does for derstitute algerian rosewater-growers but that ones for charity so i never menbtion it.
and while she weaves a tender chemisty with my blackened heart what have I to give her in return ? Only the little thing she says she always wanted – a small letter, to be read on a garden bench near the hibiscus hedge – with a cat in the sun.
cath hun i loked up the word couscous in the dictionariry and next to it was a picture of you’re brain
xxcaths ……NO
but a wondrous idea . When I was wardrobe assistant to Che Guevara we rarely discussed anything else but the concept of placing dysfunctional ticks into the stockings of Bolivian aristocracy. My inappropriate spending of Marxist funds on accessorised berets soon put a stop to that !
u definitely on the rite lines with chrissmaas xx though but don’t bothher coming back with answerrs about Steam Cars n that and for your attenstion may I also say i have never once beencaught with my head UP a spanish skirt.
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