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Thank you Mister talk soon x

I wll get thinking hat on

So I’m ‘supposedly’ on holiday lol. I got on pretend plane? Staying at pretend hotel?  I’d not waste words writing for it, hopefully if we ignore it, the little prat will disappear.

Buffet was nasty at dinner time so just had ice cream. Pic of ice cream attached lol.

Missed you too x

Weather is scorchio today I’m by the pool will have to kill hangover with lager.  Been rainy and cold so today is good :) food isn’t great went for Chinese with the other guests that was OK. Been bitten, there will be very drunk bugs about now repeating themselves and flying into things. May go swimming. The beaches are man made…[Read more]

Going home early hours Wednesday please remind me how ‘real life’ sucks arse and even though everyone here have been lovely and friendly and included me and I’ve not had any time sitting on my own I really can’t handle it. Lovely kind people I appreciate their kindness but omg I don’t enjoy all this human interaction in person. Telling me I’m…[Read more]

Im thinking you just might be one of the very small amount of people who cares lol xxxx

I always do sweet child o mine at karaoke.

I saw Howard in concert, I emailed him once and he emailed me back.  Then I wrote a song and sent it to him and didn’t hear back from him after that.  Dunno why.

Thank you Mister x

Who knows Howard, who f*cking knows?

ok ok

But i look daft.

I said I didnt have a hat and you said a scarf would do.

Another jiggle tune

I worked in offices for over 20 years, If I liked the look of the stapler they often ended up in my handbag and went home with me and those who write their name on in it tipex – that is just daft, it can be very easily scraped off, if I like the look of it, its mine sorry.

Well done for weight loss.  Arent you now kind of at the weight you…[Read more]

Gosh did it really type that?

How uncouth