Velvet 1

If I did, which I don’t, I wouldn’t

@James54 wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

It’ll take more than a sweaty bit of pork pie to bait this mermaid matey :wink:

Don’t be coy, velvet, we both know how it got to be sweaty.

:-…

@jen_jen wrote:

I’m talking about tuna on one thread and there’s mermaids on this thread…something smells fishy…

* looks at her beacons and wonders what to do with them *

beacons another word for smarties =P~ (wanders off in search of tuna.. far less fattening than pork pie)

@James54 wrote:

pondering, is a pork pie in the hand worth mermaid is some sort of sea bush?

depends how hungry you are i guess

It’ll take more than a sweaty bit of pork pie to bait this mermaid matey :wink:

Classic case of world gone mad

And i’ll shine a torch near the rocks :- (only so i can nick the pork pies)

Who are we to quesion how some people deal with loss and grief

Lost or Desperate Housewives….. think the explanation’s in the titles :?

Hangover

Tired

yeah yeah i know thats 2 words

@Pete wrote:

Cant wear them they tickle my fancy :shock:

:wink: knew there was a reason i bought 2

Backs slowly away from the TOILET THREAD :shock:

@Pete wrote:

They certainly were, don’t think mine would fit now though

awww never mind pete…… i’m going for the feathered types now (the ones that look like they’ve been through a shredder) ra ra being soooo 80’s :)

:wink:

Suppose I really should go for the patriotic option….. although i won’t be putting my money on them :?

Sitting here smiling at memories of wearing ra ra skirts :D ahhh them were the days

@SusieQ wrote:

Employed :lol:

You got it then ???? Congrats if you did xxx :lol: :D/ =D>

@James54 wrote:

I used it as a tattoo design all I can read now is ZT3W which I have to rely on a mirror to see. Still it does exactly what it says on the …..

Funny that Mr V has “What you see is what you get” on his…………. 8)

@James54 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@sugarnspice wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

* hides the jam tarts and looks guilty :oops:

is there such a thing as a pork tart? :?

I’m not googling it to find out !! :D

Ummm….I did….I won’t tell you some of the things I found :oops:

But this restaurant was serving pork tart back in…

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lmao you nut job :D