Velvet 1

@GAZLAN wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

The amount of fumbling, stuttering nobodies that cry about every post i make…grow the f~ck up or GTFO……

I don’t fumble, I don’t stutter and I’m not a nobody… get off you’re f u c king soapbox you moron…….. if you post controversial opinions what the f u c k do you expect… good grief grow…

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@Pete wrote:

Damn and i been and gorn and bought the manacles, clamps and whips now :shock:

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well for you pete :wink:

No thanks, I’ve said more than enough on the subject, I have no desire to thrash my opinions out with anyone

@GAZLAN wrote:

Of course jen, that is why time and again you and others keep repeating your distaste and state ypu will ignore my posts. Ironic then you choose to ignore your own words and have insulted me more than once….Look up the word hypocrissy !!!!

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@GAZLAN wrote:

The amount of fumbling, stuttering nobodies that cry about every post i make…grow the f~ck up or GTFO……

I don’t fumble, I don’t stutter and I’m not a nobody… get off you’re f u c king soapbox you moron…….. if you post controversial opinions what the f u c k do you expect… good grief grow the f u c k up !!!!!!

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cared

bored

@jen_jen wrote:

James, once Velvet’s finished with it there’ll be nothing left!

Thanks for this one Jen…….. copious amounts of wipes to get the coffee i spat out all over keyboard and screen :shock:

errr excuse me… I am here you know….. and i’m not welsh either lmao (not that there is anything wrong with being welsh)

Now run along and play nice whilst i finish off my pork pie :lol: ( although i am now wondering if james likes to use metaphors )

ergo…. when is a pork pie not a pork pie ?

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@GAZLAN wrote:

Once again – what happens between two consenting adults in the privacy of their own homes is their business and nobody elses. If it doesn’t have a direct impact on you, what’s the problem?

I think i have posted that…. i lose count how many times
My point was, the use of the anal/waste system for gratification is a complete…

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Banging my head against a wall due to the clanger of all clangers i’ve just dropped and I hadn’t even officially started work !!!!!!!!! I’ll never live this one down :oops:

:lol: crying here

@jen_jen wrote:

That’s ok, I’ve got aloe vera to sooth it…besides, it was worth it :wink: :lol:

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@jen_jen wrote:

Ouch

yep… Mr V informs me that he could hear me walking up the street muttering oww ouch ooo and arghhh for 5 minutes before i fell through the front door chuntering expletives about shoe designers being sadistic barstewards and launching said prettys on the sofa :shock:

@jen_jen wrote:

Phew glad you said kissing…given the recent content of this thread I wondered where you were going with that one! :oops: :lol:

I was going to say that sex with a certain someone must be very dull if it involves merely penetration for procreation purposes…. but i held back (til now)

Opinions are very like butt holes… we all have them… we just don’t show them to everyone…… I personally have never felt the need to ram mine down anyones throat.

Having opinions is not unhealthy…… not accepting that others differ from yours is.

Some of us just don’t feel the need to rant on and on about stuff that annoys us.

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Apologises for the bristle rash on your inner thighes Jen :shock:

@jen_jen wrote:

Ooooh tried on a pair like that yesterday…I’m still resisting….just!

I won’t be posting the pics of the blisters they created… the thing us women do…. 2 more outings and they’ll be bedded in :?

Speak up, I can’t hear you :-s

Backs away slowly as i am guilty of almost every offence including the pie eating….. but i can steer just brillo with my knees :D