Velvet 1

Confuddled

FUBAR

My thoughts on relationships:

Hmmm have them with Pets, they love you unconditionally as long as you feed em and scratch em behind the ears, anything else is just way too complicated, painful and expensive and distinctly lacking in any form of reward :)

@Pete wrote:

I dont do emotion

Me neither…. gave it up for Lent

@Pete wrote:

One out of six aint bad :?

Don’t mean to be picky but there is 7 :roll:

@sarah_1 wrote:

Bliddy shame eh ? Mr Darcy …. hmmm well I wouldn’t kick him out. Would you? :lol: :wink:

Yeah….. snooty, aloof, arrogant handsome pillock with an attitude and refuses to show his emotions… just my type of bloke :shock:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Jeeeeez now i know where i’ve been going wrong all these years…….. wiggling my backside in front of the telly and pouting whilst i whisper ” come get me sugar” before mincing provocativley up the stairs and laying across the bed wearing just a smile must have destroyed his mojo…….

Better get myself some face…

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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us,
we’d all be millionaires

shorn

@Pete wrote:

Ah the old conspiracy theories

if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck then its almost certainly a duck

Looks at siggy and thinks…. Is it just me or is that not a chicken….. now gazing round aimlessy looking for a duck :roll:

As for the other posts on this thread…… reminds me of a guy that stands in the market…[Read more]

Nice thought Cass………

Sadly seems the human race is the only creature on the planet capable of intolerable cruelty whilst also being capable of a list of wonderful qualities that seem so rare these days…..

Maybe we could continue this thread with words (clean ones) we use to describe people who have touched our lives in a good way… just…[Read more]

Have a very good reason for everything you do

Wisdom is knowing what to do next
Virtue is doing it

wondering how to undo a wrong

sooty

Today is the first day of the rest of your life

If you love life, life will love you back

(wonder if they do a course in life loving at local college)

Me Myself and I……. no one annoys me more than I do

Resignation

Jeeeeez now i know where i’ve been going wrong all these years…….. wiggling my backside in front of the telly and pouting whilst i whisper ” come get me sugar” before mincing provocativley up the stairs and laying across the bed wearing just a smile must have destroyed his mojo…….

Better get myself some face cream, curlers and a…[Read more]