Velvet 1

romance ( as in the Gaga song :lol: )

manners

Indifference

do hogs ever look happy ?

@kent f OBE wrote:

God help me…I don’t half have to listen to some bollocks! :lol:

I’m an expert on listening to said topic kenty… I’ve even cultivated a facial expression specifically for it

errr is a missog not just slang for a miserable non smiling person ?

and again…. I’m not smiling

People who are sensible about love are incapable of it

@kent f OBE wrote:

Thats 2 words again Velv :lol:

smartypants……….. not now it aint :shock:

@kent f OBE wrote:

oh god you missogs :lol:

I am smiling coz a customers bought me flowers! Oh and I’ve just eaten a whole box of toffifee….coudnt find on the box how many calories in them so one is to assume there are none :lol:

Missog… that’s a new one to me…. might get it put on a t shirt… pillocks round here wouldnt know what it meant

@Pete wrote:

Frigginfreezing

not now its not :lol:

smarty pants :roll:

@Pete wrote:

Today i will be mostly not smiling

Ditto

Friggin Freezing ( and yes i know its 2)

brazil

@blackkettle wrote:

when your all ready to go out and baby pukes down your outfit, ….grrrrrrrrrrr

Awww ketts bless.. the joys of motherhood xx

People that say one thing and mean something else :?

@WooHoo wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

Gawwwddd just had a really elegant lady in the shop….makes me feel like shyte now :lol:

Was it me in disguise 8)

No! She said ‘Elegant’.. :lol:

your point being ?????

Get Mad, then get over it

Husband: Why do you never tell me when you orgasm

Wife: Because I don’t like to ring you at the office

(not quite a quote as such but made me laugh)

Some women aren’t meant to be tame
we are simply meant to run wild
until we find someone to run with us…

OOOOoooo Good Luck in your new premises Jen xxxx