Velvet 1

Just to clarify PB……

I don’t want roses
I don’t want a card
I don’t want diamonds
I don’t want a fancy meal

Sometimes it would be nice just to be hugged, kissed and told how much you are loved and appreciated (without trousers being unzipped)

@kent f OBE wrote:

erm excuse me Velv…I don’t fart! :lol:

I meant the 4 legged varierty….. and errrr yes you do… everyone does sometimes… apart from me of course :?

@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

I wonder what David Beckhams golden ones are worth :?

Not much if recent reports are anything to go by :lol:

bet his earings worth a bob or 2

Having to conform

@Pete wrote:

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something i said :?

lmao Pete you do make me chuckle

@kent f OBE wrote:

Not bullsh*t Pete but proper BULLSHIT!

They’ll be taxing cows for breaking wind next :twisted:

Backs away slowly from yet another thread…… although I do concede that what some may find stimulating and quite erotic others may find unpleasant or disdainful….. each to their own i guess… whatever floats ya boat

(I’ve got my permanent marker out and done big crosses on all my erogenous zones just to cover all my bases :wink: )

@Pete wrote:

What happens if there’s blinds ?

Well that entirely depends….. now there’s Austrian blinds (they’d be ok), Roman blinds ( yep they’d do) Venetian or verticlal might be a problem depending on your pain threshhold i guess

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Quick someone fetch Kent PB’s a curtain wiper !!!!!!!!!

OMG Velv!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

ROFL knew you’d make it here eventually :D :lol: =D>

I look at my In Laws NCB, they are in their 70’s, still hold hands, leave notes for each other, send each other texts, seem so in tune with each other, finish each others sentences and seem to delight in each others company, its truly heart warming to see, they do seem to be soul mates……. I think its rare but yes its out there….. but don’t…[Read more]

@ForumHostPB wrote:

Er….. well I did get a bit out of breath once when watching Julie Christie in Dr Zhivago, way back in the mid 1960’s.

Oh and my heart pounded quite heavily once when a sniper missed me by a couple of inches……

…. and when England beat the Aussies in the World Cup in the last few seconds of the game……….

….. and…

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oh alright then… but some might disagree.. I suppose it depends on what some interpret as love and what others would say was lust or infatuation… sadly there is no indicator that flashes to descriminate between the two

@ForumHostPB wrote:

“Romance” is all about ‘process’. Men don’t do process. We just get on with the job in hand and then get back to doing more interesting or important things.

So PB, you have never had a heart pounding, knee trembling, take your breath away moment whilst not on the job ????

Miserable tight gits the lot of you….. I’m not suggesting you lavish your women with expensive gifts….. sometimes its the small things that mean so much more…

( and please no small jokes i was not referring to the size of anyones dongler)

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Mr Velvet is of the opinion that it is all a commercial ripoff so lucky old me gets sweet nothing every year… this goes for easter anniversarys and xmas too… he’s such a giving soul and im lucky if i get a birthday card

…..and he’s 100% absolutely right!!! Valentine’s Day is a total commercial ripoff…

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Quick someone fetch Kent PB’s a curtain wiper !!!!!!!!!

@Pete wrote:

No you cant be in love with two people and anyone says you can is using it as an excuse

I love both my children Pete so ner ner

(I do however assume we’re not talking about that kind of love)

I disagree… you can love someone but not be in love with them nor like them very much, and you can be in love with someone but not like…[Read more]

I wonder what David Beckhams golden ones are worth :?

@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Backs away slowly from this thread……. seems that JC men need educating and Poli and Jen can be todays teachers :wink:

Chicken :wink: :lol:

flaps and makes clucking noises

Personally for me NCB the answer is NO. I can move on, be civil, even appear friendly but its always there in the back of my mind. I sometimes wish I could be more forgiving and give people a second chance but I seem to have become less inclined to do so with age.