Velvet 1

@peggy wrote:

wonders if she pops the washing machine on the spin cycle will it have the same effect?

well this particular piece of equipment has several settings…… im not sure they are comparable to a washing machine as they go for short bursts of super fast vibration rather then a continous one like a spin cycle… either way whatever works…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

Have several creme eggs :wink:

I ate the remaining 2 and a banana… there’s no hope for the growler… its in serious munchie mode

@Pete wrote:

Thats me told :shock: :lol:

its very easy to type… shame i’m not so forceful when it counts

Dear JC,

I’m very confused, can someone please explain for me what vocational qualifications i need to be classed as a nutter…. can I not just use my qualified by experience line… its always worked in the passed.

Yours

Nice but Dim :?

Being hungry…. well it makes my tummy go Grrrrrr ( really loud too)

Playing “Spot the Nutter ” :wink:

smell

@Pete wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

and sit on the vibrating plates after…..

:wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

tut a whole paragraph and you pick up on one sentence, they massage your muscles for your information or can also be used for toning purposes :shock:

Dear Shattered of Sussex,

It appears you have two choices in this matter.

1. You take to the moral high ground and refuse to stoop to the level of this money grabbing so called friends retaining both your dignity and your smarties.

2. You get on the phone pretty dam smart like and ring all the tabloids and offer them exclusives of your said…[Read more]

perfume

I can’t begin to imagine how it must feel to be in the heartbreaking situation of watching someone you love and care for deeply suffer or fade in such a way.

My brother watched his wife die of breast cancer and as he told me afterwards the last few days before she died she was in such terrible pain he begged the doctors to release her.…[Read more]

Dear Peeping Jim,

As we have all been privvy to pics of her smarties I suggest you make enquiries as to the value of said pictures. BTW if they offer you more than 10 quid mate snap their hands off and run for it.

Regards
A Smartie fan

dec

woke up this morning and had to lift my legs out of bed…. getting my bra on was agony. Running doesn’t cause me any problems as long as i warm up properly and sit on the vibrating plates after….. circuit and abs class are normally ok too but this one was predominently men so i think he made it harder (he had gestapo boots on and a whip and i…[Read more]

employed ( resistance is futile)

suck ( how could i resist)

Aching all over Makes note: just cos the young ones throw themselves into circuit classes doesn’t mean you have to do it too….. seriously suffering yet again

How odd, I didn’t notice any women watching hmmmmmm

Wasen’t included on the board :oops:

lmao @ jenames though

@jen_jen wrote:

I tell a lie…I ran a short distance to escape an angry elk in Canada in 1997, but there was a reason for that…I wanted to escape unharmed! :lol:

oh my god Jen… I really am falling about laughing you nutter :lol: