Velvet 1

Watches Jen and Pete waiting…… and eats another creme egg :roll:

Something to do with the rose tinted beer goggles they pass out at weddings :roll:

@Pete wrote:

*doesnt do running*

Believe me Pete i wouldnt if i didnt have to…. but if running and training a few times a week enables me to eat and drink what i like so be it , and if im honest although i hate the thought of going and count the minutes whilst im there i always feel so much better when i’ve done. I did 60 minutes of circuit…[Read more]

Hey you have to train to run fast round here…. I’ll let you work out if i mean

1) where i work
2) where i live
3) JC

:shock:

pffftttt I have really good gnashers i’ll have you know…. they’re my one and only nice feature ( errr for a smoker that drinks coffee)

30 mins… you’re not running fast enough woman….. I can do 200 calories in 20 mins (unless the machine is lying) However i’m not too worried at the moment, I lost a bit too much in the last couple of months so a bit of fat won’t hurt me :lol:

sod it im gonna eat em all !!!!

lmao mines like a tardis………. deceptively small from the outside and room for several donuts on the inside…………… specially if i take me teef out

OMG only kidding… i do have my own teeth :D

Shoving ear plugs in so I can’t hear the creme egss in my drawer shouting EAT ME !!!!!

@kent f OBE wrote:

yummy @ Velvs munchies :lol:

Yeah just stuffed in another bakewell tart…. all in one go too…. figured if no one saw me eat it, it wouldnt count…… drat and them other 2 creme eggs are screaming EAT ME! from my drawer

disposition

I’m here too Jen, just not really got my posting head on……. and the horrid witch from head office keeps ringing and picking holes in stuff i’ve done and making me change it all….. cos she’s new and a jobsworth. So i’ve munched my way through 2 bananas a sandwich, crisps, a bakewell tart and a creme egg…. bliddy woman is gonna make me fat…[Read more]

I dont read my horoscope but i’m a cancer and did quite like this pic… and before anyone says it, yes i’m very crabby :wink:

@eve wrote:

@Pete wrote:

and i can send this ring back

Pete ! Darling! My hands are available!

sucker for bling eve tut

They’ve sent these to all business addresses… I’ve seen several over the last few days for some of the companies i do work for

Evil

Wild

@Pete wrote:

My socks are a blend of cotton and lycra apparently and now i get it. I’d go in Ann Summers but wouldnt know where to look :oops: :lol:

They have an online shop :lol:

Oh Pete bless your little cotton socks……..

Ok the tooth picks are labelled “Pubic Hair Removers” are we clear now ????

And errr a Foofoo is my word for a Jack & Danny as i deplore crudeness :oops:

@peggy wrote:

lol sat at home thinking the same

aww bless ya peggy… you want to try a wife swap type thing ? :lol:

Ok I concede, she has Kents offer of one, my cut out one or your gift wrapped and personalised option ( although i think the box will be uncomfortable in the brides shoe)

Mission accomplished I think Cath :D