Velvet 1

@Pete wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Crying with laughter here….. you pair of nutters

I was waiting for a flashing mack with some Dominatrix underneath…. but no i get Nora Battys Grandaughter

Can i help what turns me on :shock:

(didnt think of a flasher)

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@jen_jen wrote:

Now you know that would make Pete blush!

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@Pete wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Ermmmm

I’m just looking at my body and wondering which 40% i’d be willing or brave enough to expose….. did the survey say what type of male this exposure would attract… me thinks it would be the odd bods and weirdos… purely my opinion i must add…… i’ll stick with my full length trench coat, hat, gloves and…

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well we were so poor in our house that if my brothers didnt wake up on christmas morning with an erection they had nothing to play with

When you wake up in the morning and think its going to be a sh1tty day…. it probably will be.. so roll over and go back to sleep.. tomorrow is another day

Nosing through the boards…. comtemplating doing some work……. contemplating over… nah i won’t bother today (again)

handstand

Days with a Y in them

sh1t happens

@Pete wrote:

*wonders what a you know what is*

lol dont play the innocent mr :roll:

@jen_jen wrote:

Maybe the person who picked the order was colour-blind? We always avoided red and green in screen designs for that reason…just a thought :wink:

Or maybe the person that picked the order was just totally useless and didn’t give a flying you know what whether you received the correct item…. cynical aint i :shock:

I’m the middle child and definitely the black sheep… but then the rest of em are all barking mad…. thankfully we live nowhere near each other so get on just great as we only see each other twice a year (which is more than enough for me)

@sarah_1 wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Errr must confess to preordering this for my boy.. it arrived tuesday and he’s been on it ever since :oops:

The things we mum’s do to get some peace eh ? :lol: :wink:

Well i did have to shout ” SWITCH THAT BLIDDY THING OFF!!!” at 2.30am this morning then shout him 5 times to get up this morning…. gotta love…[Read more]

poor old pete… if you google “slaps pete”…… do you know how many times its happened… gazillions i’ll tell you… poor chap must be black and blue :lol: (i’m sure he loves it)

Errr must confess to preordering this for my boy.. it arrived tuesday and he’s been on it ever since :oops:

drat just realised it says famous quotes…………… which neither of mine are…. but someone must have said em for them to stick in my brain

Live life like a dog

If you can’t eat it or s h a g it
p i ss on it and walk away