Velvet 1

@SusieQ wrote:

can’t beat protein :wink:

bit of red meat never hurts does it susie :lol:

squid

stroke

@jen_jen wrote:

tut woohoo offers me his artistic streak and that Spicy Sugar tries to steal it! :lol:

It’s for my shop and forthcoming online shop, and I think I’ve got it sorted! You can still show me your artictic streak if you like though…. :wink: :lol:

Jen… you know he just wants to see your smartie in return :lol:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Melody wrote:

I am seriously contemplating turning off… who the hell is voting for tweedle dee and tweedle dum? I reckon it is rigged! Can’t believe Miss frank out

I can … only too well. They didn’t sing as a ‘group’; they were never in harmony; they kept looking at each other for some sort of support during what passed for…

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lawyer

@jen_jen wrote:

A week tomorrow and the smartie returns – I just thought I’d give those of a sensitive disposition fair warning :wink: :lol:

YAY !!! “RETURN OF THE SMARTIE”

walk

On a hill there stood a cow
If its gone
It’s not there now

Oh or finish this one

Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket
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Realising I’ve had no lunch or breakfast…. wondered what that flipping grumbling noise was :?

Ending

cleaner

Balls

@kent f OBE wrote:

I’m back my mum was fussing over me like i was about 10 :lol:

yeh Eve…why is it our kids aren’t scared of us but we are still scared of our parents :roll:

If its any consolation at 44 my parents have never seen me smoke, nor drink, nor heard me swear and i would never tell my dad that i don’t vote the same way as him, he’d…[Read more]

Not sure Mr Velvet would like me moaning about the fact the grass needs cutting whilst we’re in bed :roll:

Dam its the 19th…. I missed it :x

Happy Birthday Jen… Have a lovely day xxxxxxxxxx

Raisin and biscuit yorkie….. not for girls !!! it bliddy well is !!!!! Mmm mmm and mmm

@Pete wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Ok hes naked…. hung like a donkey….. shy smile…. has no idea how gorgeous he is and only has eyes for you……………. Bet someone complains and asks for something else !!!

Oh and he carries you over the sand so you don’t get sand in ya tootsies…… into the sea and snogs ya chops off….. did i mention…

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@jen_jen wrote:

You’ve met my mmm!!!!

AT LAST A SATISFIED CUSTOMER LOL