Velvet 1

Ok hes naked…. hung like a donkey….. shy smile…. has no idea how gorgeous he is and only has eyes for you……………. Bet someone complains and asks for something else !!!

Oh and he carries you over the sand so you don’t get sand in ya tootsies…… into the sea and snogs ya chops off….. did i mention he’s got a boat

Celtic

@will wrote:

nothin wrong with a curvy laydee. :lol:

did i say there was……. i’m the one in green by the way :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

Do you have to add the swim shorts? :wink: :lol:

Good Grief !!! There is just no pleasing some folk

Oh and I’d booked these ladies for Bridesmaids… they’ll be gutted they had arranged to have their hair and nails done specially

gangs

@will wrote:

@Cas wrote:

No it wasnt as ‘good as’ Will. I know what I said and I know what I meant.

And coming from someone who stamps his feet and spits his dummy when someone dares to correct him or say no thats not what you mean will, I think you’ll find ‘hypocritical’ fits that one nicely :roll:

thing is tho cas. i’m not the one sayin…

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Better pull my cardy round my t shirt which reads:

” I’m not a BIaTCH, I’m THE BIaTCH”

pmsl just previewed it without the A and it changes it to Sweetie !!! now thats funny

Does it really matter how he passed…. always sad when someone dies at a young age.

I saw Boyzone live a couple of times ( and don’t care who knows ) they were great and went out of their way to entertain and show their appreciation to their fans (unlike some arrogant groups).

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Humpffffff my birthday came and went this year with no excitement at all… I had bliddy Oinky Flu…… on the upside this means that as i skipped this years event I am the same age for yet another year :D

1. I work with 15 men and no women

2. I work with 15 women and no men

3. I never have to fetch my own coffee

@kent f OBE wrote:

1 i can play the clarinet

2 i can play the guitar

3 i can play the piano

No 2 me thinks :wink:

There’s just no pleasing some foil tut

Ok lets remove the speedos…. add some cute swim shorts, a shy smile and squash the ego… will that do ladies 8)

Neither of my parents have wills and refuse point blank to discuss the matter… they’re both in their 80’s, I have 3 siblings and know for a fact that my sister will turn up with a Pickfords van the day they go off to pastures green. Good Luck to her when i’ve had conversations with my mother about possessions etc I just say ” mum, sell them and…[Read more]

Watched my wedding video recently cos it was my anniversary…. made me cry cos so many people in it are no longer with us…. the kids I must say did laugh and say ” Oh my god mum what was dad wearing !!!! “

More times than I care to remember………………….

Have you ever been caught in a compromising position by the old bill in a car or alley way for that matter ?

I am a smoker ( a considerate one i hope) and I’ve never voted Labour and never ever will

@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

in a cold shower? :?

That would depend on who was in the cold shower :D

But if a cold shower adversely affects a man’s mojo (which no man has commented on yet) why would you want to get in the shower with him? Unless you didn’t fancy him…in which case why are you getting in the shower with him?…

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@jen_jen wrote:

in a cold shower? :?

That would depend on who was in the cold shower :D

I wish …………………………………………….. well if I keep my wish a secret maybe one day it will come true :)