Velvet 1

miserable

@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

I see Jen sat in her shop surrounded by delightful smelling trinkets and ornaments, a bell on the door and she looks up and smiles welcoming when someone comes in, ever cheerful, warm and sunny. The voice of reason and will always be honest and a good friend.

Just showed a friend this and she said are you sure she…

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@jen_jen wrote:

A friend who really has had a rough time, coming into the shop cos she really needed a friendly face and a hug as yet another thing beyond her control goes badly wrong. One box of tissues (for the both of us), a soggy shoulder (mine) and half a packet of chocolate biscuits later she had a smile on her face as she left…wish I could…

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haemoroid i think … but we knew what you meant :roll:

Ok,

I see Jen sat in her shop surrounded by delightful smelling trinkets and ornaments, a bell on the door and she looks up and smiles welcoming when someone comes in, ever cheerful, warm and sunny. The voice of reason and will always be honest and a good friend.

Susie…. the sexy temptress laying back on her silk sheets her lap top on her knee…[Read more]

@SusieQ wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Ok, very tongue in cheek… :lol:

I imagine Will sitting on a sofa in front of a huge plasma tv that takes up half his room, watching either his favourite p0rn film or the latest action movie, wearing fake adidas track pants, a muscle vest to show off the physique he’s so proud of, wiping his nose on the back of his…

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@jen_jen wrote:

I is not a munter…besides it’s Wednesday, what ya waiting for girl? :wink: :lol:

Thank god for that…. I’d snog you any day Jen….. bring back the smartie thats what i say :D

Can I double bag the next poster if its a munter :lol:

@will wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@will wrote:

p o r nos

You are a mucky pup Will tut

thanks i try. :D

And in your latest pic you look spookily like a friend of my sons ARGHHHHHH :shock:

@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

And there was me thinking that the boards were for Venting, Moaning and Airing ones grievances with the occasional bit of humour chucked in……. hey ho… what do i know :roll: next time i’m contemplating posting i may just pick the fluff out my belly button instead

I thought it was only men who had fluff in their…

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And there was me thinking that the boards were for Venting, Moaning and Airing ones grievances with the occasional bit of humour chucked in……. hey ho… what do i know :roll: next time i’m contemplating posting i may just pick the fluff out my belly button instead

Rosepetal bless ya,

I tried honest i really did…… i’m crying with laughter here, I have days like that sooo often it beggers belief, if its any consolation my car has broken down and i’m gutted cos its gonna be expensive, my finger nails have always been sh1t and those false things make my fingers throb til i cry, i don’t get bitten, i get…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

pain made me cry

Who did it????? Let me at em :twisted:

helmet :shock:

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@will wrote:

p o r nos

You are a mucky pup Will tut

I just checked the rules and no one said i have to admit what is true and what is a lie tut

Chocolate raisins mmm mmm and mmmmmmm

sting

1) I once auditioned to be a Diddy man for the Ken Dodd show

2) I have dual nationality

3) I have never met anyone from JC