Velvet 1

Someone smiled at me today… it made my day… small things please small minds :)

Silver or black thing in the corner…… its a telly… if you watch it you don’t have as many children :shock:

@kent f OBE wrote:

that aint a surprise ive seen that a bilion times lol :lol:

He’d tied a bow round it then!!!! lmao

fish

@Tinkerbell wrote:

So many things to list;-

My son (5) asking where his hamster was. Told him he had died and gone to heaven with the angels. My son crying and saying ‘but I’ll miss him.’ I told him ‘It’s OK, he misses you too but he’s happy now he’s not in pain.’ Then my son nodded saying. ‘I bet he’s having fun chasing God and the angels around…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

tsk no lol…but was a surprise from mr kent :lol:

HIS MOJO !!!!!!

Twin set :?

necklace ( i bliddy wish)

When my daughter was 5 or 6 she suddenly had the revelation that things die (pet rabbit had just gone to bunny heaven) she walked into our room very late one night crying,

Oh sweetie whats the matter? she replied that she did not want me to die as she would miss me too much, i replied that i had no plans to go anywhere for a long time so she…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

waking up to a surprise :lol:

A new box of Posh Tissues ??????

Goody

U S T arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

@Tinkerbell wrote:

Ma-ma

My little snugglemuffin has just said her first word. :-D

Awww bless…… why is it both mines first words were da da….. like he was their hero… numpty had all on changing a nappy right :roll:

@kent f OBE wrote:

a good run!!

went to gym last night kenty… bumped into one of lads from work… He’s 25 !!!! we had a rowing race and he only beat me by 5 seconds……. i will never ever ever let him live it down…. I’m 20 years older YAY !!!! made my fecking night….. Just can’t tell anyone i’m in agony today and nearly had a heart…[Read more]

@SusieQ wrote:

I almost smiled then . .

Couldnt raise a smile today if i tried….. gonna rename myself Troutmouth
( but then if i get another text like yesterday I might be able to squeeze one in)

And fancy knocking Lidl like that… not all of us can afford Sainsburys you know

@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

yayyyyyyy GIN !!!!

and tonic!

Velvet, have you ever tried a slice of cucumber in your G&T instead of lime? Give it a try, sounds weird but works! (learnt that from a guided tasting at Hendricks Gin)

Always open to suggestions (where gin is concerned) I’ll give it a try :lol:

@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

Chocolate sauce….mmmmm :lol:

Painted on with a brush i hope :lol:

Of course…and there’s only one acceptable way to…ermmm….consume it :wink:

I should start a thread on whether the application or the removal is more fun :-

Watching the door :-s

yayyyyyyy GIN !!!!

@jen_jen wrote:

On the subject of smiling:

Smile: if you can’t lift the corners, let the middle sag :D

Waits for rude comments… :-

ROFL oh jen that soo made me laugh…. my middle always sags but i pull the corners up and smile with my eyes… its far less effort