Velvet 1

Tired too today but smiling at thought of girls night in i had last night to watch Dirty Dancing with booze and nibbles and hostess dressed up in lycra leggings… red silky pants a vest and a gold head band… we wet ourselves when she opened the door

@kent f OBE wrote:

dont doctors do house visits anymore then?

mine did come out when i had oinky flu

shine

@Melody wrote:

My dad died begging to stay alive, pleading for help at the tender age of 68 – 3 weeks after diagnosis of lung cancer. I would rather take my chances with sitting in my own pee and being oblivious to it thanks having seen that.

I’m so sorry Melody…… when you put it like that I totally see your point… sadly it is an addiction…[Read more]

And why do they always feel the need to chat to you whilst you’re having a smear…. fgs just do it !!!! shut up !!! and let me get me thong back on so i can go home and shower (which i have to do before i go too) OCD i think…….cringe at the thought of having em ( but i do cos its important)

Smoking is an unhealthy expensive and smelly habit which i’d love to give up….. I have no willpower when it comes to smoking…. I often feel like a social leper when out but have tried on numerous occasions to stop… failing miserably every time as i now realise i like it too much.

However i am very careful about where i smoke and if people…[Read more]

Blue ( they are blue aren’t they?)

Stiff (yeah yeah yeah i know)

Contemplating doing something a bit more constructive……………. nah bugga it

@kent f OBE wrote:

i like that one pete…was thinking of buying self laurel and hardy dvd collecton for xmas…seen as no one else will buy it for me

Let me know if you manage to get one Mr Velvet has a strange hankering for this particular dvd box set and as yet i’ve not been able to find it…. no accounting for taste i guess

oh fgs 47 no actually scratch that

erm 46 ……………………….. Motorbike ( there is an association honest… die hard Moto GP fans will know)

Ouch…………. I’m wishing I hadnt had that last drink before coming home…. or the sambucca shots or maybe the bottle of gin i consumed during the evening and why the hell did i wear those shoes…. my feet feel like they’ve been slashed with razor blades… oh well back to bed to sleep it off and hope for a foot transplant

@Pete wrote:

cat (ner :lol: )

smart arse

ooooer do i respond to awake or seattle erm erm erm brain in overload

ok ok i’ll go for seattle and the word is …………………

TOM (as in Hanks) assume it will be closely followed by Dick and Harry

sleepless

a r s e d ( wrong kind of bare i know b4 someone corrects me )

twinkle

knees

Carpet

I did the tradional thing years and years ago it was….. can’t remember that much about the day to be honest I was so young and naive…. cars flowers church big frock and a tent as i recall.

I’d never marry again to be honest if Mr Velvet were to bog orf, don’t think there is any need nowadays and i’d rather have a good holiday with the money 8)