Velvet 1

Watching boss eat a jam donut and not telling him the jam was all leaking out and down his shirt…. didn’t just make me smile I was crying with laughter

Then watching gorgeous dude eat a mars bar with great care …. fair took my breath away it did :lol:

Small things please small minds i guess

mojo ( well it was lost and now found)

Blimey you lot get off topic rapido dontcha

Weakness hmmmmm

Believing that if I eat something and no one sees it doesnt count

Promising myself I won’t get plastered on a night out ( never succeeding)

Being absolutely unable to say no to requests from friends (lacking assertiveness)

Letting people think i’m confident and immune to insults but…[Read more]

I’m a gin and tonic girl…. has to have loads of ice and slice of lime…. best served in a goldfish sized bowl glass chilled and lime rubbed around the rim…. mmmmmm

Hate pubs that give it you warm and in a half pint glass

Failing that i drink Echo falls zinfindal at home…… and yes i drink way more than the allowed quantity in a…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

amazing when your talking about somthing else and it can be completely taken as somthing else

i dont think men can fake relationships at all..that suggests quite a time span of pretending ….what do you reckon girls :lol:

Errr think men definitely do and say lots of things just to get laid… unlike women their brains are…[Read more]

e- by-gum

@Pete wrote:

not velvet 1 then ?

pffffftttt tsk tut pah and how very rude (mary poppins i am)

Trots off to the monopolies commission…. does not pass go nor collect £200……..

(Have checked rules and regulations and found nohing to indicate there is a limit on how much someone can post on boards…… tut some folk will moan about anything)

And if they don’t flippin like it errrrrr red cross in the corner fgs (not rocket…[Read more]

now

Chewing Celery uses up more calories than it actually contains……… knew i had a useless fact somewhere in my head :shock:

@Freaky Biker wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

:lol: @ pure protein

(sooo wetting my pants here)

stop it!!

Was once told that men that eat a lot of jaffa cakes have orange flavoured sailor stuff too…. or is that just another lie…. pfffftttt I really need to google the lines i’m fed at times :-k

jaffa cakes dont work, but i hear…

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@kent f OBE wrote:

:lol: @ pure protein

(sooo wetting my pants here)

stop it!!

Was once told that men that eat a lot of jaffa cakes have orange flavoured sailor stuff too…. or is that just another lie…. pfffftttt I really need to google the lines i’m fed at times :-k

@jen_jen wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Every time you lick a stamp you consume one tengh of a calorie.

The average human will eat one pound of insects in their lifetime.

Semen is one of the most fattening substances known to man.

Wonders if Slimmers World and Weight Watchers will incorporate these facts into the next revision of their diet plan.

Wonders…

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@Freaky Biker wrote:

@eve wrote:

God noze wot Q said but wud luv to see Pete Blushin :)

ditto- I don’t speak french very well (I can just about cope with English at the best of times)

Can speak french but tend to ” Let The Funky Music do the Talking ” :D/

@Pete wrote:

who’s your daily bag today then ?

Makes note: Be very very very carefull what I post cannot be interpreted 2 ways

@SusieQ wrote:

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PMSL my fave sweeties….. can’t post until I’ve had my daily bag :P

@kent f OBE wrote:

hmmmm we wanted a full pic :wink:

Please be more specific Kent tut.

Just top clarify Freaky: We want full frontal nudity…. greased up and looking buff ok… never mind the bliddy shoes and errr can you be holding ya wallet up at same time :D

@jen_jen wrote:

You just can’t stay away from us :wink:

Its not us jen fgs Its THE NIPPLE :shock:

Michael Buble – Just havent met you yet

can’t post links cos can’t be bothered but its brill and my fave of the day

@jen_jen wrote:

lol….not in public, I’m not an exhibitionist….well not much…. :wink: :lol:

Points out the nipple yet again :-