Velvet 1

PMSL you bunch of nutters

@jen_jen wrote:

What nipple? I see no nipple, you all have an obsession tut….. :-

Get to specsavers woman… if you spun round you’d have someones eye out with it =P~

@Pete wrote:

Tut Pete… who said you could rummage through my undies drawer :oops:

@jen_jen wrote:

Practices appearing intriguing….does my bum still look big in this? :lol:

Couldnt possibly comment…. i’m still gawping at the NIPPLE :wink:

@kent f OBE wrote:

(seems Velv has motives???? and wonder what she needs to defend???????? :roll: even more intrigued now) :lol:

pmsl you nosey mare…… I like to appear intriguing…. makes my bum look small apparently

Welcome Freaky…… am slightly new to posting myself although not new to JC.

Am actually finding posting and replies more titillating than the chat just lately…… maybe i need to see someone about that……. but I so like piccy Pete got for me I can’t help myself…. its sooooo meeeeee :lol:

Never have and never will defend my motives for being online…. tis no ones business but mine…… so to the critics ” JOG RIGHT ON “

@SusieQ wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Oooooo I get an invite to New York ( who’s paying?) Can I go shalaloof instead :lol:

TUT Velvet . . . we’re too classy for Shagaloof . . New York has richer pickings :wink:

Blushes terribly and puts away pics of herself and mates in Shagaloof from July this year :oops:

And can we all stop discussing my sexual…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

trying to ease down 2 big capsules stuck in my throat …hoping they go down so i wont have to puke them up :lol: ( i know tmi but i dont care today ) :lol:

Makes note: Kent has trouble swallowing ( why am i surprised)

Oooooo I get an invite to New York ( who’s paying?) Can I go shalaloof instead :lol:

Dust

Penis (knew i’d get it lmao)

@SusieQ wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

im allergic to plaster

But not superglue obviously

pmsl AGAIN !!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good Grief woman… get a catherter !!!!! ( is that how you spell it)

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

im allergic to plaster

But not superglue obviously

Funny i’ve developed and allergy to men work and sex recently

@kent f OBE wrote:

im allergic to plaster

But not superglue obviously

thoughtless t w a ts ( drat thats 2 words)

@kent f OBE wrote:

*loves sessions with Pete :lol: :wink:

do you have to book your sessions… or does he have a drop in centre for quickies ?

Book – 5001 sexual positions including pictures ( bet shes already got it)

Omalley

NOTHING TO SMILE ABOUT ](*,)

Thinking of doing some work today……… err thought about it… it will wait til tomorrow

Which hair susie?….. dye it green with a tatoo saying “Keep off the Grass” or maybe “No Ball Games”