Velvet 1

kettle

@jen_jen wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

ecstatic mmmmm

You must be eating choccie jen

Nope, but I’m not telling what’s making me ecstatic :wink: :D

Starts new thread,,, whats making Jen so bleedin happy :?: and why haven’t we got it.. whatever it is

@SusieQ wrote:

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to ssers

Ex’s are compete fcking to…

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@jen_jen wrote:

ecstatic mmmmm

You must be eating choccie jen

@kent f OBE wrote:

oooo thong? u sexy minx

(pings velvs thong)

Watch the haemoroids chick !!!!! I walk funny as it is :roll:

@kent f OBE wrote:

u hide your sex toys under the bed? doesnt mr velvet mind another bloke hiding under there :lol:

Like i care whether he minds :- he does complain when he trips over the batteries though, or stubs his toe if one sticks out from under his sock drawer

@SusieQ wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

you are cracking me up :lol: :lol: :lol:

crunchy tissues . . ewwwwwww try wet wipes :wink:

Nah I let him dangle it in the sink…….. sniggering to myself cos i leave bleach round the edge…. wow i have an evil streak :twisted:

ouch :shock:

pmsl :lol: :lol: :lol:

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@kent f OBE wrote:

maybe not but you got an awful lot of moping up to do…specially if rigomortis sets in! :lol:

Note to self…. Keep bin liners under bed with s e x toys incase Mr Velvet checks out during wild session

@SusieQ wrote:

you are cracking me up :lol: :lol: :lol:

crunchy tissues . . ewwwwwww try wet wipes :wink:

Nah I let him dangle it in the sink…….. sniggering to myself cos i leave bleach round the edge…. wow i have an evil streak :twisted:

@kent f OBE wrote:

posh tissues dont go crunchie Velv :lol:

Think about it Kent….. why would a tissue be crunchy… tut woman do i need to spell it out

@kent f OBE wrote:

god can u imagine someone dying on you! how inconfukkingsiderate I would say! :lol:

pmsl at least the curtains won’t need cleaning :wink:

@kent f OBE wrote:

sends a hunk round to wash Susies back (that will get her out of bed) :lol:

Doubtful…. she’ll opt for a bed bath i’m sure…. wonders if susie has curtains or blinds :-

@SusieQ wrote:

LOVE IT am crying with laughter here :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

passes susie crunchy tissues for her tears

@kent f OBE wrote:

lol u narna

positions!!

Thought i was playing word association…. heart attack …. followed by sex… made sense to me but then i am a tad odd…… ok ok i’l change it to “difibrilate” hows that :roll:

@kent f OBE wrote:

lol velv……….so i guess your washing the curtains today :lol:

Got blinds you turnip pmsl

Half sharp….. n o b jockey or feckwit…. I’m not sure which is my favorite so I’ll use them all repeatedly today until I decide

@will wrote:

i luv watchin cuddles and hugs

Watching !!!! I’d rather receive than watch O:) O:)

@kent f OBE wrote:

heart attack

Sex

@SusieQ wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

Think I’ll go for the feck off i’m sleeping position tonight, the one that involves mild fake snoring and murmuring and pj’s tied very tightly =;

:lol: :lol: I love your posts velvet ! thought you might have gone for the ‘stand him in front of the wall, take aim and shoot between the eyes’ position :lol:…

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@SusieQ wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

whats a skenk? :roll:

Derogatory slang term for a female, implying trashiness or tackiness, lower-class status, poor hygiene, flakiness. May also imply promiscuity, but not necessarily. Can apply to any race, but most commonly used to describe white trash.

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