Velvet 1

11. I can no longer buy clothes from the trendy front section of a catalogue

12. I cannot jump around at the gym like i used to without needing a wheel chair the next day ( much to the amusement of men i work with)

13. I can count my true friends on one hand

14. I get zits when im stressed and naffed off

15. I like posting on the boards :D/

@Pete wrote:

Just dont

Just don’t what? I’m developing a liking for posting hmmmmm number 11 – 15 coming up me thinks

6. Don’t use a blunt razor ( it makes a mess)

7. Don’t cry in public ( no one gives a sh1t)

8. Don’t text when your drunk

9. Don’t speak when drunk either

10. You don’t look good when you dance drunk ( no matter what anyone says)

oooer i have more

1. Don’t say things you don’t mean

2. Don’t hold in what you should say

3. Don’t believe everything you’re told

4. Don’t bang your head against a wall (its hurts)

5. Some men are jerks ( well i knew that b4 but its now confirmed)

Ooooer I have more than 5 ( shall i post em separately)

Think I’ll go for the feck off i’m sleeping position tonight, the one that involves mild fake snoring and murmuring and pj’s tied very tightly =;

@SusieQ wrote:

@Velvet 1 wrote:

](*,) Deceiver

Paracetamol ( for velvet, she’s gonna need it after banging her head against that wall )

Wish there was a tablet to cure what i have [-(

](*,) Deceiver

Not putting my name up but aparrently it means WISDOM….. pmsl I need to check my birth certificate cos someone deffo made a mistake cos it should mean daft, lacking in common sense, gullible oh and soft as sh1t :roll:

@Pete wrote:

AVG free it’s as good as most you pay for except you get no online or phone support

Note to self: Pete gives tech advice without asking for favours :roll:

@kent f OBE wrote:

poor mr velv :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yes but it saved my curtains from a washing Kenty pmsl

@will wrote:

THAT’S IT I’M OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does Will have a sell by date ????? I went off years ago… millenium year I think

joke

Under 30 I’d have been waiting for the earth to open up and swallow me…… now however I’d have opened the packet and blown a couple up for him…. maybe even the pull one over my head trick.

Hubby once bought some glow in the dark ones as a joke……. came into bedroom in the dark…… Like Darth bliddy Vadar he was….. I was laughing so…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

prefer velvet to charmin….much softer on the bottom :lol:

Rofl pmsl lmao you are a cheeky mare…. err and i’m a smoker….. least said the better :(

F U B A R I just love that word…… just about hits the nail on the head :shock:

@kent f OBE wrote:

velvet

a really genuinly nice person…one of the first few i clicked with straight away when i re-starting chatting a year ago….she has the most delectable lickable face :lol: seen a piccy of velv and she is a beautiful young lady

Kenty shush lol I got em all believing i’m built like a brick toilet… with posh toilet…[Read more]

@PD wrote:

WTF?

Lost too….. I’m not in a gang, nor do i go for character assassinations as i dont really know anyone well enough to pass comment, I find most here pretty friendly and as i don’t join in the rows and tend to be at work most of the time I seem to have missed whatever has been happening lately… Oh well… I’ll crawl back in my cave :roll:

Hmmmm Hmmm and Hmmmm, I often wonder what folks think of me ( briefly i must admit) I have days when i care and days when i don’t, I’m probably not that interesting to render a description………………. who’s the russian wrestler by the way.. not sure i’ve met her

@jen_jen wrote:

But I like the weird and wonderfully random and meaningless…I must do, I keep coming back onto the boards and into the rooms!!! :lol:

I always eat a bag of Randoms before I log in….. thought it was a prerequisite of JC (they are rather yummy)

Have personally never understood how so many people can live in such close proximity and not one of them has their own bliddy washing machine…… can’t watch it !!! the title music comes on and the hairs on my neck start to stand up and i feel nauseaous….. but then that applies to all soaps

@kent f OBE wrote:

*hugs velvet xxxx

Aww thankyou kenty……. a home made sign saying “Don’t extract the urine” may work better than a hug…. so get ya blue peter kit out and make me summat sparkly