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messy

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@pete wrote:

and i can send this ring back

Good grief man yes….. I dont do BLING !!!!!
I’m far more subtle and classy…. err apart from where i go shopping (see another thread)

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They don’t just sell rude stuff you nut, they have nice undies too… and their joke stuff is ideal for token gifts for friends that have everything :lol:

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@pete wrote:

what certain shop was this then ?

Well it wasen’t Woollies :roll:

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drat and double drat i miss out every flippin time….. Tahiti… hang on i’m packing :P I’ll just leave a note and some microwave dinners for hubby

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Trim ( so Jesus posts now… geez i can’t keep up)

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Friend and I were in a certain errr shop recently and saw these…… her 20 year old daughter could not understand why they would assist in the removal of pubic hair…. until we pointed out they were for ya teeth not ya foofoo……. we were laughing for hours

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@kent f OBE wrote:

another JC marriage proposal Velv? :lol:

no kent… the word in that case scenario would be MADNESS !! :shock:

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@pete wrote:

http://www.silver6pence.co.uk/

always one step ahead aintcha pete

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play ( and still no sign of marys mother)

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