WakeUpDeadIsGodlike

To be fair the main appeal is here is the bitching as such. What bores me is how it’s now so predictable. People don’t even appear to read the posts and just use them to attack the same target whatever they say, yet if someone they side with said the same it would be met with many moronic smilies of approval.

My suggestion of running a ‘spot the ball’ competition as a fund raiser, didn’t go down too well on the testicular cancer ward.

Chipolata.

I have no reason to take anyones side on this site and that’s the way i like it but I was in last night and not once did i see Annette say anything wrong in the slightest.

There was a couple mouthing off constantly which i why i find this whole thread midly amusing.

When a situation arises where i want my friends and family to think i’m a sad fucker i will tell them. Until then. no.

Why are some threads allowed to stay and others of similar nature not?

Favoritism? Friends in the right places?

How can you love someone in an online relationship?

On Mother’s Day I always write poems about my mother’s sudden death.

She has said she’d prefer some flowers.

As a teenager reading the porno mags, my favourite shot was where she was draped seductively on the bonnet of a car. Much later, I saw it in real life. It wasn’t nearly as sexy as I remembered.
After the second wank I got bored and called an ambulance.

@AngelBabe wrote:

watching west ham getting there butts kicked :D

Haven’t you got ironing or cleaning to be doing? Women today…

I wonder if Tinkerbell spits or swallows.

Fondling my nuts while trying to muster up enough energy to play some Xbox.

Some girl I shagged a while back text me saying “Boy do you have thick sperm!”

I text back “Why? Can you still feel it stuck in your throat?”

“No”, she replied ” I’m pregnant and it has downs syndrome”

Of more concern is that the global average penis size is growing as the death toll rises.

I was always in trouble as a kid. I used to hate the feeling of my dad’s belt buckle smacking against my arse cheeks, especially as he was still wearing it.

Wembley.

I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life.

Just kept going on and on about a huge rave

A big suprise for the people of Dover this morning when the Japanese olympic windsurfing team arrived 16 months early.

@A.Groanup wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

How odd, i was going to make the very same post last night but got sidetracked. I never got what it was all about, nor do i care, but nobody should leave because of a disagreement.

I’m in a situation now where the dim-witted duo of Will and A.Groanup are lying, making false accusations, hounding and…

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How odd, i was going to make the very same post last night but got sidetracked. I never got what it was all about, nor do i care, but nobody should leave because of a disagreement.

I’m in a situation now where the dim-witted duo of Will and A.Groanup are lying, making false accusations, hounding and even threatening me with violence but i shall…[Read more]

It was wrong
It was in bad taste
you pimped those children
I’m no drama queen as you put it
I just voiced an opinion’
Now ignore me
Its preferable to being
associated with you.

No it wasn’t.
See above.
No i didn’t
Yes you are.
Whatever.
I will once you stop replying to me.
Why are you typing like an imbecile? You’re not Wills mum are you?

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