WakeUpDeadIsGodlike

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Having seen the women of Just Chat tear into you i couldn’t help feel for you so brother to brother i offered my assistance. Sadly i posted it just as the guide deleted it but as this topic is one of genuine help i hope it can stay.

I trawled through the internet to find you an item that will be of great use the next…

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@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Ask yourself why i bother to chat up a rug muncher when a) It would be rather pointless and b) Experience tells me they look nothing like in the movies and are more likely to be hideous beasts that look like a polish bricky with moobs.

Whats a rug muncher?

Ok I just looked it up…….. Dont explain

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YweZzCop2rA obviously.

ROFL aww, you want a ride? :wink:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

If you’re drinking tea in a pub it would suggest you are turning gay, not old.

Well people have suspected as such for a long time.. :lol:

@momentaryloss wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

@candidchris wrote:

female

In that case welcome.

@catlady1606 wrote:

another scot

Oh wait..

Careful Wake – we’re everywhere.

:lol:

u found it lol did u follow the wine pmsl

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

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@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

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@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

I have a set number of posts to achieve then i’m gone. Most will be glad to know it’s not a million miles away.

No! You have to stay!
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Handcuffs wake to the F3 chandelier :?

(for no other reason than to keep him posting :wink: )

you sure about that…

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@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

I have a set number of posts to achieve then i’m gone. Most will be glad to know it’s not a million miles away.

No! You have to stay!
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@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

I’ve read some shit in my time on here but this the biggest load of drivel yet. You failed at being interesting, controversial or whatever the fuck you hoped to achieve with that mess of a post.

I would be lying if i said i hoped you breathed again never mind posted again.

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@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Yes, that’s obviously my wife and i’m a cartoon bear since that was my last avatar. A few posts in and already you are scraping the barrel.

I liked the cartoon bear picture – it gave you are air of wide eyed mischief – and it was damned handsome.

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@thin ice wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Off to Wembley on Saturday for my 1st cup final in my life time. Fuck yeah!

well i hope it is as good as my visit to wembley in feb :D

…and my visit to Wembly Sunday before last :lol:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Off to Wembley on Saturday for my 1st cup final in my life time. Fuck yeah!

well i hope it is as good as my visit to wembley in feb :D

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

@jen_jen wrote:

@Mrs_Teapot wrote:

@catlady1606 wrote:

:D awww coach pity you had to work giggles was just thinking umm (((yellow pink ))) :wink: matchstick giggles n runsssssssssssss :lol:

Heck Cat… Im confused.. is it just me confusd?

Nope :?

I’m with you ladies but you can’t expect someone who’s Scottish to be sober…

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@Irish_Lucy wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Well? Why would you get deleted? What happened last time?

Probably for having a pic like that, what happened to the bear? :lol:

I felt it was time for a more seasonal pic. I’m just waiting for one of these wrinklies to say it’s them.

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Well? Why would you get deleted? What happened last time?

Probably for having a pic like that, what happened to the bear? :lol:

@Annette-Curtain wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Wish one of you two would do a post that went so far over the line that you both shut the fuck up after. You know just an ‘i win’ post. This inane bickering does give the impression that you both wanna have sex in fairness.

Ok ………. I Win ! Have to say i am rather bored with it all now ,…

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@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Wish one of you two would do a post that went so far over the line that you both shut the fuck up after. You know just an ‘i win’ post. This inane bickering does give the impression that you both wanna have sex in fairness.

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@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Going off a little here, but is it only me who is suprised when someone from JC looks like a normal person and not some vastly overweight crackhead.

no :P

@Irish_Lucy wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

Going off a little here, but is it only me who is suprised when someone from JC looks like a normal person and not some vastly overweight crackhead.

nah im the same and would say plenty are too and dont know why as im normal

I am not normal… I am perfect lol just kidding I am normal too :)

@thin ice wrote:

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

I’m most confused. You can’t just post a picture of some milf then have a rant about racism without some explantation.

she is ginger

Recently i’ve started to develop a ginger fetish. Someones got to i guess.

@WakeUpDeadIsGodlike wrote:

I was always in trouble as a kid. I used to hate the feeling of my dad’s belt buckle smacking against my arse cheeks, especially as he was still wearing it.

Explains lots :P