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Now i may be being thick here, but to what benifit is it to wind people up into thinking your some kind of depraved sicko?
More likely you have realised your wrong doing and are now trying to back track.
Neither way paints you in good light, does it?
@sara* wrote:
@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:
@sara* wrote:
@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:
@sara* wrote:
@melody wrote:
@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:
I have far to much class to lower myself to such a thing. Infact i cannot even remember ever going up and chatting up a woman, even without silly lines.
That’s why I thought you were in your 50s :wink: :lol:
Isn’t he? :?
I despair.
8-[ sorry Wake, obviously your charming, sensible, witty responses give you an air of maturity. (Can I put the spade away now)??
A fine reply. I wish there was a like button for posts like this.
how come I haven’t come across your face before?
Now that’s a quality chat up line!
:D
Shame you are such a youngster then – I much prefer an older man :wink:I’m actually not all that young, just i’m not at a stage in life where i wake up in the morning and thank the lord i get to see another day like most.
I’ve just turned 35. Now wanna go halfs to a bastard? (I’m getting good at this, yes?)
@fat bob wrote:
@tinks wrote:
:-k
I have actually tasted a small drop of mine as I was very curious as to why my baby boy was a greedy lil gitzenburger……….to me it tasted like a very sweet drink which I found quite surprising as I dont take sugar in any hot drinks and I prefer savoury food more than sweet ones.is anyone else now thinking about tunks’ sweet breasts now?? No? Just me then! :oops:
I was until i saw your picture. Now i’m thinking of yours.
@tinks wrote:
@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:
Pie. chips, peas and gravy.
Stick the oven on and put chips in at around 200 for 30 mins (ignore the packet, they are soggy as fuck if you put them on for 20)
Go upstairs and play Xbox for 20 mins.
Back down and open the tin of marrowfat peas and stick them in the microwave for 3 mins.
Stick the kettle on and have a cig.
Now the peas are done, serve them on the plate and put your Hollands pie in for 4 minutes.
Nows the time to make your gravy. 4 teaspoons of bisto in a cup and mix with boiling water. Stir a little and your good to go.
Get it all on your plate, cover it in salt, pepper and vinegar to suit and serve with 4 slices of Warbie blue and you have a delightful dinner in just 30 minutes.
:shock:
what no ketchup?Ketchup with gravy? I’m sorry but my delights are not for a common persons palete.
@sara* wrote:
@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:
@sara* wrote:
@melody wrote:
@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:
I have far to much class to lower myself to such a thing. Infact i cannot even remember ever going up and chatting up a woman, even without silly lines.
That’s why I thought you were in your 50s :wink: :lol:
Isn’t he? :?
I despair.
8-[ sorry Wake, obviously your charming, sensible, witty responses give you an air of maturity. (Can I put the spade away now)??
A fine reply. I wish there was a like button for posts like this.
how come I haven’t come across your face before?
Now that’s a quality chat up line!
Pie. chips, peas and gravy.
Stick the oven on and put chips in at around 200 for 30 mins (ignore the packet, they are soggy as fuck if you put them on for 20)
Go upstairs and play Xbox for 20 mins.
Back down and open the tin of marrowfat peas and stick them in the microwave for 3 mins.
Stick the kettle on and have a cig.
Now the peas are done, serve them on the plate and put your Hollands pie in for 4 minutes.
Nows the time to make your gravy. 4 teaspoons of bisto in a cup and mix with boiling water. Stir a little and your good to go.
Get it all on your plate, cover it in salt, pepper and vinegar to suit and serve with 4 slices of Warbie blue and you have a delightful dinner in just 30 minutes.
@sara* wrote:
@melody wrote:
@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:
I have far to much class to lower myself to such a thing. Infact i cannot even remember ever going up and chatting up a woman, even without silly lines.
That’s why I thought you were in your 50s :wink: :lol:
Isn’t he? :?
I despair.
No, not men either! :) It just doesn’t do it for me. I Like a more natural bonding rather than use of cheap lines.
50. I’m still hurt by that…I’m one of the youngest here! Shame i didn’t know it was you and i forgot the name you used. I might have chatted you up “big boobs”
Few pints at the when i go watch City and that’s pretty much it these days. I keep getting bottles for Xmas and they just mount up, gathering dust. Tea and Relentless is where it’s at.
I have far to much class to lower myself to such a thing. Infact i cannot even remember ever going up and chatting up a woman, even without silly lines.
