WooHoo

Drum..

@kent f OBE wrote:

i have to wait for my divorce to come through first Woohoo..i couldnt possibly accept at the moment im a woman of integrity :roll:

Lets engage in Bigamy, Live A Little, where’s your sense of adventure!! :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

I had a traditional wedding ….. about a million years ago now…cost my widowed mum a fortune but she scrimped and saved to give me the best she could. I also contributed. I know my mum felt it was her duty to pay for my wedding. The cost for the whole wedding was nearly £10,000 27 years ago.
My neice is getting married in…

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It’s A Girl.Congrats Amy. Knew it’s what you wanted!! Happy For You!! 8) xx

@kent f OBE wrote:

just had an update on the viagra the young lad bought for “tom”..the manager from the store (which i cannot mention) has just come in and told me …the young lad who bought the tablet and “tom” took half a pill each that day at work as a joke :shock:

Did he just get a semi?.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

I love white spirits like Vodkas Gins Bacardis…out of the 3 my fave is Vodka….i mix it with anything i have at home…could be ginger beer, irn bru, cranberry juice or even orange juice :lol:
I also love Jacques, never though i would ever drink cider :lol: and the new crabbies…alcoholic ginger beer is nice…none of the…

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@Tinkerbell wrote:

Just noticed how sexy James Blunt is. :shock:

Me Too..

Oops.. :lol:

Funny! :lol:

Where’s the link, because I’m going to have to make up my own meaning, and that may not be a Good Thing! :lol:

@tictax wrote:

JC,S A PLACE WHERE PEOPLE CHAT
BUT SOME , IM SURE DO MORE THAN THAT
PM PERVES , I,LL LICK YOUR FEET
PM , CAM , AND LATER WE,LL MEET
SHOW ME YOURS I,LL SHOW YOU MINE
PEOPLE PERVIN ALL THE TIME

Every step I take.. Every move i make..
Every single day, everytime i pray.. I’ll be grooming you..
Thinking of the days..
When you went…

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@GAZLAN wrote:

The little brunette behind the deli counter i tescos 8)

I’ve had her.. :lol:

@will wrote:

william

sexy handsum, good lookin, a BEAST in the bedroom, cheeky, charmin, wicked sense of humor, FIT AS FCK, easy going, a GOD, irresistbul to WOMEN.. crackin sense of humur, and GOREGUS 8)

That was Jack The Rippers Advert in The Lonely Hearts Column! :?

The Three Of Us Disappear.. The Three Of Us Re-Appear.. :lol: Even I’m Starting To Wonder If There’s Some Truth In The Island Story.. :lol:

@SusieQ wrote:

Angry, bitter, simple-minded, overweight, partially blind ex-circus elephant with a passion for covering lovers in sour cream and gravy seeks exotic, heavily tattooed piercing fanatic, preferably hairy and stinky, either sex, for whippings, bizarre sex and fashion consulting. No freaks.”

8)

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@jen_jen wrote:

Cleaning Poem

I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I’d been ‘wan kin’,
And I had to answer ‘yes.’

He said get off your big fat bum
And tidy up the house.
And so I started cleaning up….
And left my tiny mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick…
I was just admiring my…

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@will wrote:

where wud we all be without JC eh? :lol:

FaceBook? :lol:

I go for all these New Condoms, The ones with spikes and ripples which give the women pleasure aswell,.. Although, i turn them Inside out, I mean, WHY should The Women get all the fun.. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

he had no boots on i can tell you that

I bl oo dy did!! :P

@Fi-Fi- wrote:

You could have tried to improvised with clingfilm :shock:

As If.. :lol:

Makes it all sweaty!! :-

@Fi-Fi– wrote:

suppose it could be worse woohoo

True! I could be sat here telling people on an Internet site!! :lol: