WooHoo

@will wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

@will wrote:

dont hold ya breath woohoo :lol:

That’s the only way i am going to know what God looks like, innit? By holding my breath!

well when ya go up to heaven tell god i aint impressed with him create war, famine n disease and ppl too. ppl are a big no no.

I aint a Messenger.. :lol:

Don’t think he’d be…[Read more]

I’d like a Blow Job.. From a female.. Doesn’t matter what her acial features are like, i can always close my eyes and imagine someone else.. :lol:

Foreplay or straight to the business?.. I read too that it takes ten minutes for a woman to get aroused.. Apologies to all females,.. It’s always been over in 5..

Anyway.. Foreplay…[Read more]

@will wrote:

next ask the intestines for sum directions

Bit too late for that.. :lol:

Cow.. :shock:

@will wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

PS,

If i drop litter into your garden, will you come out and chase me, please?.. :D/

ya kinky sod

I’m wondering what she’d do if she caught me.. =P~

@will wrote:

dont hold ya breath woohoo :lol:

That’s the only way i am going to know what God looks like, innit? By holding my breath!

@Pete wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

I don’t know about you, but i’m 30, and am still yet to see what God actually looks like!

I was at his christening :shock:

Mine Or Gods?.. :shock:

@will wrote:

well when i was racin up the falopian tube i knocked all da over sperms the fck out… u shud have seen it! it was like a scene from rocky.

Falopian tube?.. Fu ck Me, i missed that turning.. I went through the intestines.. :?

Bug..

And i suppose you also thought that the wetness on the floor was because the Freezers had defrosted?.. :lol: :shock: :?

PS,

If i drop litter into your garden, will you come out and chase me, please?.. :D/

@Tinkerbell wrote:

Teenage kids are p*ssing me off today. My garden is not a rubbish bin thank you very much! I swear to god I’ll hunt them down next time a crisp packet ‘accidently’ falls over my fence. BEWARE!

HEADLINE..

LADY TAKES REVENGE ON KIDS, BECAUSE CRISP PACKET ACCIDENTALLY FALLS INTO GARDEN..

Three teenagers were left traumatised…[Read more]

TOTALLY WORN OUT AND SCREAMING WOOHOO, WHAT A RIDE..
I ALWAYS have that effect on women…. :-

For you Nutty Hun..

I could do with a ****** now.. Just one though! :P

@will wrote:

pop ups on me comp

That’s what you get for subscribing to GayGym.com.. :shock:

@will wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

I feel ill now, and she’s just making it worse lol.. :?

u r obessed with women u are

Can’t go around saying that lol.. :lol: I’m not obsessed.. :shock:

Here Peanut, just for you.. Hope you find the funny side! :lol:

@peanut wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

In view of the Irish revelations ….. it now becomes clearer why Roman Catholic priests want you to kneel in front of them !!!

I thought most men not just priests like someone to kneel before them :oops: :oops:

Have you met these “Most Men” >.. :lol:

I feel ill now, and she’s just making it worse lol.. :?

That surprises me Pete.. Millions of sperms and I’M the one who got there first..

The others must have just sat there thinking, “Let that daft t w a t go see what’s happ’nin”..