WooHoo

@Tinkerbell wrote:

Can I be special now?

Come and see me in five minutes then.. :wink:

Want Longer Lasting Sex.. Where do i sign? :lol:

Well you should Peter.. We’re talking about the future of Great Britain here.. :lol:

They don’t like Dorito’s.. Especially Chilli Heatwave.. :shock:

Ermmm..

The neighbour just shouted something, it sounded like she was imitating the sound of a Motorbike being revved.. Really hope i’m not sitting here listening to her orgasm.. :?

Crime in this area is getting bad.. Last week my dads house was broken into,.. And wait for it,.. They stole a pair of shoes.. I mean what is this world coming to? At least when my sisters house was broken into they had the decency to go for the plasma..

Echo..

@ForumHostPB wrote:

I suspect that one or two members might be suggesting that ‘bon bon’ could possibly have some sort of connection with ‘RATS’.

She should be gRATeful that they care.

Now that’s gRATtitude for you.. :lol:

@Dibb’s wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Murder charge after ‘penis fire’!!


An Australian woman has been charged with murder after allegedly setting her husband’s genitals on fire because she thought he was having an affair.
Prosecutors told the Adelaide Magistrates Court that 44-year-old Rajini Narayan confessed to neighbours that she set her husband on…

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Typing,.. I have typers block.. Can’t think of the right words..

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Thought i liked Kirsty, but Emma’s not too bad either.. :?

LMAO… :lol: :lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

dont you mean witch oot doogans dren

I’m guessing you’re having a crack at being Scottish.. Although, could be mistaken for Welsh.. :lol:

She’s back.. In MSN she is anyway.. :lol:

YES! LOL,..

You may look all sweet and innocent,.. But it’s the quiet ones you have to watch out for.. :wink:

I could have done that kind of research for less money, and in half the time! What did they do? Send questionnaires out to schools?

@Tinkerbell wrote:

I need a stiff one.. :shock:

a drink that is.

Me thinks you meant the other thing, and then quickly changed it so not to look dirty.. :D

Volume..

Spicy..

Pete and Will.. You’ve just given me an idea.. A keyboard especially designed for dyslexic people. Watch Out Dragons Den.. Here i come. :lol: