WooHoo

Jonah And Ernie.. (Better stop there).. :lol:

That man holding a brush looks a bit creepy.. Wonder who’s uncle he is.. :lol:

Cogs..

I’m Terry The Tortoise..

(Oh F u c K It).. :lol:

I’m Harry The Hamster – The Family Pet..
Ma Lady Once Used Me To Make Herself Wet.
I’m Going Through Heartache, Don’t Know What To Do..
When Masters Annoyed, I’m Hit With A Shoe.
They’ve Microwaved Me Twice, I’ve been placed In A Blender..
They Spin Me Around, Man My Body’s So Tender..
I’m Stuck In A Cage – It Gets Boring Indeed..
Until Master…[Read more]

Deals

@kent f OBE wrote:

Still looking at my spot! Seems to look bigger everytime I look in the mirror :lol:

I can’t be as sed this time lol.. :lol:

Should have just looked at the deliveries Jen.. :lol:

It’s ok – I’ve always been careful around uncle Jonah.. Thanks to Charlie.. One day Jonah asked me to go for a ride, but Charlie said Meow Meow Meow, and it was oh so clear that i was not meant to go for that ride.. :lol:

Partner

Only fourteen hours left for bed-time.. :lol:

:mrgreen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDnfxscfml4

@kent f OBE wrote:

Shssssssh! Still looking

Oh what a day, in bed by eleven
beside me’s some dwarves, in total there’s seven
my legs are all twitchy, my fanny’s all sore
i don’t want the s e x to go on anymore

as i lay there just waiting, what do i find?
Both Happy And Grumpy, are at my behind
as they toss and i turn, they just make such a mess
all i’m wanting is peace and a jolly good…[Read more]

@kent f OBE wrote:

Looking for my G spot!!

He didn’t mind.. The pink thongs matched my Hipsters!! :lol:

GOOD MORNING JUSTCHAT!! How are you all today, you lovely bunch of.. People..

Now you can see why I make up the stories.. :lol:

UNCLE JONAH..

This may not be the right time, but you actually do remind me of my uncle lol..

Not Jonah, so that’s ok!!