WooHoo

Hundreds of Accident/Compensation E-Mails.. It’s as if they want you to injure yourself..

Sheep stealer..

There’s also Ranjeet.. Long story, we’ll discuss that later!!

SURPRISE..

I’m your brother/sister.. :lol: And guess what? There’s more………… :shock:

HaHa.. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

When asked the sculptor, Peter Gormley answered: “People are always asking why an angel? The only response I can give is that no-one has ever seen one and we need to keep imagining them”.

well shyte imagination there Peter cause it’s bloody ugly =;

Took a lot of effort to design that.. Probably sat at his table, with coloured…[Read more]

I’ll pass on that! :lol:

=D>

Rhianna?

See you both on Jerry Springer then… :lol:

Didn’t she say in her interview that she was the way she was, because she had not long taken her Medication? Yet.. Iceland defended her actions, and stated that the reason was because she HADN’T taken it..

@Pete wrote:

i played Candyman in front of mirror I’m tough he dont scare me :evil:

Can you imagine my disappointment when i tried that, and Willy Wonka appeared!!!

Think that was bad.. There were Oompa Loompa’s all over the fekkin place.

Worth a Chuckle.. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Aaahhhh So that’s your trick, that’s how you get close to the sheep…

“Here Sheepy Sheepy, Uncle Pete has a sweet”.. :shock:

The Queens speech.. :roll:

They should have her standing outside the Palace, (Like ArkWright outside his shop at the end of every episode), with the queen saying: “It’s been a funny old year”

LOL PB, bet the parents are well p/issed that the curry didn’t come.. :lol:

Seen a Big Gorilla Teddy in the shop, and thought it’d be nice as a Christmas Present for the little one..

Christmas Morning, i was recording him whilst he was opening his presents, and then it came to unwrapping the massive box that the Gorilla was in.
After taking the paper off, and opening the flap, the Gorilla just dropped out, lol, i’d never…[Read more]

Can just imagine your dad a few months down the line..

“Hilary, not sure if i’m going crazy here, but my Chicken Korma just said Dadda” :lol:

@minim wrote:

No, they had ordered a chicken korma, but the deliveries were mixed up.

You mean to tell me that someone somewhere actually rung up the hospital asking for a baby to be delivered to their house? :lol:

I think so.. They had a daughter, didn’t mind a son..
It’s the one after me that weren’t planned!