WooHoo

He just didn’t know whether he could face pumping a muff shaped like a Badger, so he rung his mate..

@*Sian wrote:

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly…

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@Pete wrote:

so any red headed Turkish fella will do you then ? :lol:

Probably! So long as he moans at the end.. I aint fussy ya know Pete.. :lol:

@Esmeralda wrote:

Perfume…ESTEE LAUDER YOUTH DEW

Flower…FOXGLOVE

Item of clothing…ANTIQUE LACE PETTICOAT

Colour…FROM AMETHYST TO DEEP AND DEEPER BLUE

Cheese…CABOC DOUBLE CREAM VEGETARIAN CHEESE

Fruit…ORANGES AND LEMONS

Male singer….RICHARD TAUBER

Female Singer….STEVIE NICKS

Flavour of crisps…TOMATO SAUCE

Sex…

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Real Muff,.. And then…

I’ll send it up.. :wink: By Parcel Force.. It’ll be there next year sometime.. :lol:

Being with a Gorgeous brunette… With a dark complexion..

Stripped her, and took her dress to Oxfam…

Come on over Dawny, bring the family, i’ll cook tea for you all.. :wink:

I NEED food.. :mrgreen:

It was a transvestite puppet, called Harry.. Who turned funny when he met Sally..

Perfume…….. I don’t like wearing that! :lol:

Flower……….. Rose.. To Give..

Item of clothing………. Nothing, i’d rather be naked.. :shock:

Colour…….. Depends..

Cheese………. Medium..

Fruit………. Apple.. Pear..

Male singer………. Dunno..

Female Singer……….. Cheryl Tweedy.. But not for her…[Read more]

Go on Pete.. Give her one.. =D>

@Esmeralda wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

Not being ill anymore.. I feel so much better.. 8)

That’s good to know. Just don’t overdo things on the boards..too much excitement can set you back y’know. :wink:

If i were going to overdo something, it wouldn’t be on the boards.. :wink: :lol:

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LOL. It’d be like an homeless slug.. :lol:

Not being ill anymore.. I feel so much better.. 8)

Iron clothes, shower, and……. :D/

I’m assuming Pete’s right..

Ok.. If Adam and Eve were here today, what would we have that they wouldn’t?

Hey Hey Pete.. Didn’t tell us you were auditioning for X Factor did ya? :lol:

The one that’s Nearly saved.

Nearly saved means that someone has come to his rescue?